#theinvader5

[ambassadorquark]

why does ur bathroom look like a replica of a roman bathhouse but with like. a target brand shower curtain

i truly don’t know why my landlord did any of the renovations that he chose to do to any of the rooms in this house. but my roommate bought the shower curtain because he likes yellow

[witchblade]

://// remember how the male monarchs had those ugly castle shaped belts :////

i think everyone in this entire game struggled under the tyranny of belts

[crossbow]

theinvader5 replied to your post: a terf got my twitter account suspended...

dude wtf???

told one to shut the fuck up and they reported me for “threats of violence/violent language” like??? okay twitter is a bad website we knew that

[ineffableboyfriends]

theinvader5 replied to your post: wow i need to make a whole text post because I am...

ur doing amazing sweaty

ugh this reply was so motivating sweaty thank so much

[ineffableboyfriends]

@theinvader5 are you kidding me I cry every time I see your face

[philosophiums]

theinvader5 replied to your post: okay i am definitely going to put too much thought...

from the few times i’ve been in a car with u ur music taste is aight. liking nickelback is ur only crime

every time you’ve been in the car with me i was playing my “this is generally acceptable music to share with people” playlist and i still had Anxiety

[philosophiums]

question tho: scotcharoos are made w/rice crispies whereas a special k bar is presumably made with special k so are they not different mediocre desserts

idk probably. i am.... unconcerned with terminology i just love them

only mine though...... i’ve never had good special k bars made by anyone else or bought anywhere

[philosophiums]

see u in hell 😘

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