#thephantommaster

[sinestro-of-korugar]

"Wanna conquer a planet?"

“I have several. What else are we conquering? Please don’t say Earth. It’s so...annoying.”

[sinestro-of-korugar]

And for the honeymoon they have sex ontop of a pile of dead green lanterns

No, because even Sinestro isn’t that kinky

[sinestro-of-korugar]

All we have to do is wait for Sinestro to propose

Yup. It will some day happen. 

[sinestro-of-korugar]

Giving him Daxam would make a good wedding gift

It would make an excellent wedding gift. Or a good engagement present.

[sinestro-of-korugar]

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1. Sinestro enjoys dominating the Krypton’s most infamous general in bed

2. He respects Zod’s intelligence as a military figure and considers him a possibility to recruiting to the Sinestro Corps

3. Based on what he’s heard of the Phantom Zone, he believes that of the two of them, Zod faced the worst exile

4. He plans on offering Daxam to Zod someday, since it is a world colonized by Kryptonians, and is a bit baffled by the fact Zod hasn’t conquered it.

[sinestro-of-korugar]

"When are you free today?"

“I’m free at the present.”

[sinestro-of-korugar]

*blows you under the table*

*looks under desk, grabbing back of Zod’s head to push him down further* 

“Hello Dru.”

[sinestro-of-korugar]

Well aren't you a kinky one

Almost all my romantic and sexual partners have been members of species other than my own. It should be obvious I’m fairly kinky.