all the texts
SEND A SYMBOL FOR A TEXT
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. I so I’ve been up for a couple hours doing some work emails on the couch and all I can think about is how much better this would be with the Jedi snuggie.
Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT. I don’t want to make Mason angry by spending too much time with you, but I really like spending time with you.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. I’m running late. The dinosaurs at the museum will have to wait another 20 minutes. They’ve been around 100 million years, I think they’ll be ok.
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.(Since alcohol is a no-no right now)Sigh... fuck, I miss beer.
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. I’ll show you big and long ;)
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.So what’s your opinion on simulation theory because it’s 3AM and I’m laying awake absolutely terrified by the thought of it. This isn’t a normal or healthy thing to be concerned about.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.WHO BUYS FIG FLAVORED ICE CREAM EM????????? GROSS PEOPLE THAT’S WHO
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.Spencer says the Bachelor is mostly real, but I don’t believe him.
Send “@” for a SCARED text.4AM. Still thinking about simulation theory. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT IF WE’RE LIVING IN A SIMS FANTASY WORLD.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.Any time you need anything, I’m right here for you, Em.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.If you could be a super hero, who would you be? 100% a Captain America guy. Hell in the World Juniors tournament at 18, I was literally Captain America.
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.WE’RE GOING TO SEE BLACK PANTHER TOGETHER, RIGHT? THE TRAILER LOOKS AMAZING!!!
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.I can’t fucking deal with the way your ass looks in those jeans today. Lunch sex?OH, FUCK SHIT, THAT WASN’T FOR YOU
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. I just wish my body would work normally again. I feel like I’m 75. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with myself come retirement. I might lose my mind.