#theshieldjanitor

[infiniitefrequency]

@theshieldjanitor

"I swear to god Ted, these Level 1's are gonna be the death of me." she motioned to the black scorch mark on the cement wall, and litter of torched papers, "I'm spending half my day cleaning up their messes instead of doing my own work."

[whatisyouremergency]

@theshieldjanitor​

“I swear to God, if you’re here to sing at me I will punch you straight in the dick and I know Marshmallow Morris needs that so don’t.”

[theghostofagentweiss]

“Ted Jones and the Porcelain Thrones. It’s been a while. You miss me while I was on leave?” 

@theshieldjanitor​

[agentsterling]

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“I think I’m going to jail.”

[agentmorris]

“And the goose... honked at you?”

[shieldflunkey]

“Because I only have the one, and I have a chili recipe on the back that I really wanna keep.”

[theghostofagentweiss]

“Is it true there’s a speakeasy in the janitor’s closet? Like I gotta request a certain mop and someone leads me behind a shelf and there’s a secret door that leads to a cool bar with drinks named after specialty cleaners.”

“If it’s not can you lie to me because I’m really excited about it now. I’m starting to think I got pranked as the new guy but seriously, don’t break my heart.” 

[theghostofagentweiss]

Clay was jumping through walls and doors for practice when he stumbled upon a guy he hadn’t seen in a while. 

“Oh shit, Ted Jones and the Porcelain Thrones! My man! Damn, I should have hung out with you more. You’re a total bro. I... am gonna have so much fun fucking with you, man. Here we go.” 

He stepped up to Ted’s mop and bucket and very slowly and gently pushed the handle of the mop until it fell with a loud clatter on the floor beside him. 

“Let the games begin.” 

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