#they need it

[polliloppl]

☆ DC ☆

Need me a fanfic where Batman is such a cutely stupid dad and is just fussing over Jason in front of the Justice League (and Jason letting him because he's such a daddy's boy) like

Batman, with a deep and unemotional voice: " That's Jason, my sweet boy. And he's such a polite and darling gentleman. His favourite activity is to read and he's so calm and gentle and smart. So lovely and adorable, my precious little baby ☺💐"

The baby in question is 20 years old, fit and athletic, bigger and taller than Batman himself, looking like as if he could (and would) fight most of the JL and win, with several guns visibly attached to his suit, who is doing his very best to antagonize the JL at any given moment just for fun, BUT ☝ stops as soon as Batman is in the room, hugs and cuddles and is genuinely happy to talk with him, and generally acts like the most behaved and well-mannered son ever and "of course I'm a good boy Green Lantern. As if would ever misbehave. That would break Batman's heart and I couldn't possibly do that to him, I mean that's my dad I love him!"

And Batman's all like "Aww Jason I love you too son. I'm so proud of you my sweet boy ☺" and he just doesn't. know that Jason is that much of a little shit that he's antagonizing and gaslighting all of Batman's colleagues just because he wants to stay his dad's little baby.

And Batman's all in denial and never believes it whenever someone tries to tell him about what Jason's doing behind his back and he just cannot understand why the JL is always like "Bro, u braindead 💀????"

[alexisneverokay]

robby and jack have put a tracker on dennis's day collar, no doubt, and it links to their phones. they will be knowing exactly where their baby is at every second of the day, thank you very much.

dennis unashamedly loves it. it feels like another blanket of security for him, knowing that his daddies want him so much that not only do they want him collared in some way 24/7, they want to always be able to find him. it makes him feel fuzzy and warm and want to cuddle up to them.

after years of being no one's, fending for himself and being cripplingly lonely, everything about how jack and robby kept him and collared him and tracked him felt like being in heaven.

[see-arcane]

Soldiers Arc 1: Angel sorcerer keeps getting bloodied and knocked out, clawing back to consciousness, rinse-repeat. Bruisers defeated by a too-skinny dungeon. Demon's got a knife and a good (?) Occtis impression. Fairy on a killing spree. They're heading home with an inventory of two unactivated magic bracers, a letter, and a brother who's a rock.

Seekers Arc 2: Travel, rest, fight, travel, rest, fight, days and days and days-that-are-nights of this. All put to seeking out Alogar! Who is long gone! Got a magic rock book, an attuned Stone of Nightsong, some crystals, an undead angel cousin's head in a bag, and ~evil paperwork~ at the low low cost of Unresolved Relationship Strain (c) in every direction.

Schemers DAY 1: Einfasen and Halovar are both convinced the same man is their own informant and influence on the other. New Pentevral dean scammed into thinking she's got a faculty ally, led into aiding an enemy plan to thwart a museum theft. Museum theft being actively sabotaged by expertly applied management fuckery. Mercenaries being dodged by a playwright and two (2) illusions. An unknown sunset entity is airdropping updates from Beyond. Staged a fake discovery of a real crime at a murder scene. Uncovered the beginnings of a titanic spell's components in the mystery paint. Pried a friend out of jail. Met a king. Played cards. Went in the sewers. Tricked a Fae horror and a pack of professional thieves and killers into slaughtering each other, murdered the rest, left their hideout with a banished mold monster, a mountain of loot, and a rescued grad student. The Lore Keepers have had to change the font size in order to record every single thing they have accomplished and revealed in the last 24 hours. Not one of them has taken a single point of damage and whatever amount of normal they were about each other when the day started has died with the Crow Keepers in the dark.

[technically-human]

I just had a thought™ Arthur has had human interaction about three times in what I assume is a year or so, 3 of those months spend in The Pits. That and also John's first affectionate touch was the huuuug. I'm so convinced they're both touch starved in their own ways.

Oh they are. Which is why I love to draw them hugging

[soosmain]

Snow day...and Horus playing dirty.

[teatimewithline]

Teen Wolf season 4 or 5-6 but they change the main character to Liam and the puppy pack. Mason is more than just a best friend and boyfriend (that stereotype sucks) Hayden being given actual character depth and justice. Maybe it won't be such a disaster and Scott and Stiles ended their story together in s3 (also known as the best season aparrently)

Parallels of Liam's mother (oh Jenna they didn't even give you a name) with Melissa. Maybe the Lahey theory abt Liam's bio dad.

Also canon thiam

[maladaptivewriting]

i feel bad for people who don’t like jegulus, it must be really hard going through life with no taste