For the first three weeks of kindergarten he flies above the bus to watch her.
"Conner, it’s Smallville. What could possibly happen to her?"
"I don’t know and I don’t care I need to keep an eye on my baby"
She laughs and kisses his nose. “I bet you never saw this one coming. One little redhead has brought the great Superboy to his knees, with nothing more than a pair of big, blue eyes.”
"A. Shut up and B. SHut up"
"Why don’t you make me, Hero~"
-attack kisses-
Tiffany bursts into a fit of giggles, and kisses him back, dropping down onto the couch.
Conner kisses her and tickles her sides
She laughs, kissing him back. “Conner…shhh, we’ll wake the baby.”
"No we won’t" He kisses her neck
"Is it possible for babies to have super hearing, because I feel like Jack can hear me on the other side of the house." Tiffany kisses his temple.
Conner mumbles something around her neck about hearing and padded walls
She buries her face in the crook of his neck, sighing softly.
Right on cue as Conner is trying to get sexy with his wife, one Johnathan Clark Kent just "WAH WAH WAHHHHH"
"He’s your son, you go get him."
"Guuhhh" Conner shuffles into the nursery, "What is it Jacky?"
Tiffany takes the silence as a chance to roll over and fall asleep on the couch.
He gets Jack back to sleep and comes in to the living room reving his engine back up and sees her sleeping, and just lays a blanket over her and goes to do farmer stuff.
"Y'know, sis. We want these people to like us, if you keep doing that, no one will want to come back. And then what will we do?"
"Live off of Grammy Bel's money?"
Robin shot her sister a deeply unimpressed look. "No."
"I'm just trying to sell, the hardsell is effective ya know"
"It's really not. I did this when I was your age. So did Jack. You gotta make the people like you. Be interested in them, find out what they like."
Jack is laying in the back of the truck, "Not as well as the soft and lazy sell" A guy walks buy, "Dude this milk here, goes great with that pie you bought from the Hendersons, hormone free too" and he makes the sale, and lays back down.
"I'm surprised you ever made anything, lazybones. I got enough to visit the carnival when it came through town. Got to ride the Ferris wheel, play the knock the pins down game, eat some mini donuts, and had enough left over for cotton candy and a hot dog."
"I bought a car"
"With money from the Farmer's Market?" Robin was skeptical
"Six years of hawking milk and corn and I bought a 80 year old rusted hunk of gorgeous, Uncle Tim and Jay are gonna help me fix her up, i mean, its mostly the frame.. with not tires, or widows, or engine but still"
"Alright, that seems more plausible. What's wrong with the truck?"
"It ain't my bag, y'know I need something classic with fins"
Ricky facepalms, "He's entered the fonzie zone again"
Robin pretended to make a somber face. "There's no reaching him now..."
"Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of our beloved brother, for though his body remains and he still walks among us, he has slipped deep into a world from which there is no escape, for now his brain is crusted with hair grease, and his eyes blinded by sunglasses, and he is gone"
"Poor Jack," agreed the elder sister, cracking a grin. "At least it'll be easy to find someone to cover his chores. He never did much anyways."
He rolls his eyes and hops out the truck heading over to a booth with a cute girl.
"Oh no! Now he's spreading his zombie disease. Run while you still can, Eloise!"
"Our brother though, he uh, he really spent all his money on a rusty hunk of scrap metal?"
Robin shrugged. "Yep, I guess so."
"Shush it you dirty ging!" He runs a comb through his hair, "Hey Eloise, about that date? Me you Pa's truck a field and a blanket" Ricky makes vomiting noises behind him
"You'd have to ask Pa about the truck first," she called over her shoulder, debating how innocuous she could make pantsing by TTK look.
Ricky pantses him traditionally and punched him in the thigh whiles she's at it, "WAGH, RICKY I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" does that, quickly pulls his pants up and makes chase
"I suppose that works, too," mutters Robin, watching her siblings exit like twin hurricanes.
Conner buries his face in the bucket of beans
"...Pa, whatchu doin'?"
Mumbles something along the lines of "YOu were so good and they are... them"
Robin laughs. "Shoulda stopped at one?" She pats her father's back, chuckling softly.
"Mreh"
"They get it from you, y'know," teased Tiffany, kissing the top of her husband's head.
He just, points at her for a second and just looks down at Krypto, "Don't have kids"
Their eldest daughter was still laughing. "Who's Krypto gonna have kids with?"
"I unno, he likes the Millers' Shepard, there's gotta be a girl for ole Krypto out there, eh buddy?"
"Can Kryptonian dogs mate with Earth dogs? Does that even work?" asked Tiffany, petting the old farm dog's head.
"Well since I managed to make you three I can assume yes"
"You're not a Kryptonian dog, Pa.." inferred Robin.
"If I managed to mate with a human, I assume that Krypto's DNA would be compatible with a terrestrial dog"
Tiffany whispers something in her husband's ear. All Robin could really catch was 'Clone Boy', followed by a kiss placed to Conner's temple.
He whispers back into her ear and says something involving sending the kids to the move and opening wine
She smiles enigmatically, tucking a strand of her graying hair behind her ear, and fishes some money out of her pocket. Handing it to Robin, she says. "Why don't you see if there are any movies playing in town tonight? Take your brother and sister with you, and find something to watch."
Robin grimaces, she knows what that face means, and takes the money, wandering off in search of her siblings.
Damian walked in to Tiff’s room with out knocking. “Drake I…” He arch an eyebrow. “Congratulation Drake you are not AS flat as I thought.” He announced before walking away.
Last night was really unexpected. I had never thought of you romantically before even though I've thought of the male you more than a few times like that, but I want you to know it was really special to me. I do think we should tell Kon right away, you're dating him and he's one of my friends. I don't want him to get the wrong idea about what happened or be hurt. We just had a little too much wine and one thing led to another.
I hope Superboy likes some of those little tricks I showed you. Girl, you gotta use your whole package. Tell Timantha and Titania I'll miss them. If Tim is half as fun as you and the girls, I think we'll be good.
