#those two specifically

[pink-alien-queen]

Husk and premature ejaculation 💕

God, he has hyped this up for weeks in his mind. He's thought about it so much. Imagined that warm, wet squeeze that his paws can never get quite right.

And then he finally gets inside and his thrusts are so sloppy and uncoordinated. It only takes a few and he's cumming. Buried deep inside.

It startles an embarrassed laugh out of him. His bad for getting himself so worked up and then it was even better than he could've imagined. Who can blame him?

Don’t worry, he can make it up in so many different ways.

[skidspace]

The worst part about joining a fandom with multiple continuities is that I will fixate on one I barely know anything about but will still ride or die for the basic premise of said continuity

MTMTE Transformers comics and Lost Light Rodimus crew I love you so much even tho I have no idea what y’all’s deal is

[walkin-after-midnight]

on my period might traumatize The Character later idk

[ohwatson]

sometimes i can tell if someone has siblings or not based on how they react to certain parts of mycroft and sherlock’s relationship

[sillykitty9000]

I love making character playlists knowing full well I have the best music taste of all time and I know the characters way better than anyone else (I gave a man who canonically only listens to jazz music a Megan Thee Stallion song)

[tobimru]

[konodimada]

[hadesisqueer]

The percabethification of Bumbleby