Balad of Princess Marianne Moconnle ( A tale of a ticklish girl and a Pirate Queen.)
If ye be a fan of tickle tales and a fan of Pirates ahoy,
Then listen now to our ditty of a Lass deserving of greaty Pitty as she lived her life a Toy.
Marianne McConnel the 5th an Irish coastal fair Princess would destined one fateful day to a life of distress when she caught the Pirate Queen’s Eye.
Marianne was daughter of a Noble and lived in a castle by the sea, she was quite fair and quite the sight to all that pass by~
And on top of her beauty her angelic voice could catch the ear, but she was also born extremely ticklish and had the most alluring laugh I fear.
And of course her family was loaded, Oh the riches they had could make anyone drool, but they didn’t keep it all in their castle by the sea for they were not fools. The ocean was crawling with thieves and monsters galore. Sadly they kept their greatest treasure in their castle, a ticklish princess with many areas to explore.
At the time Captian Olivia Vindicen also known as Captain Ollie wasn’t thinking of frisky thoughts, she was thinking of how much the beloved princess would worth in ransom if she was ever caught.
So she stormed the castle late one night, climbed onto the patio leading to Marriane’s room, The girl of 17 was to far asleep to take in the fright of what would be her doom. By
the time the Lass younge even knew what was happening , she was gazeing back her soft bed as she was wisked away. Tied up on Ollies ship in strappings she cried out as they sailed out the bay.
Two Months pass and on a secluded Island Mairanne was suspended over a lava pit, with her ankles shackled close to land. Her heart sank low into her chest feeling like a bird of spit as the Pirate queen solemnly read the paper in her hand.
Marianne’s family had been killed by a rebellion, and the new people in charge refused to pay for her return The Captain said “Well Lass I’m going to make you cry even worse and have some fun before I let yah Burn. You know few months I had some slaves but they done ran away. My crew is made of nothing but monsters I get no thills from them safe to say. A couple of girls were in my brig and I drove them mad with laughter cause they were ticklish. I’m gonna test you out and then drop you to your death, no one’s coming to save so don’t waist your breath”
Marian was crying from her loss, her ma and pa and siblings were gone.
No one was coming to save her from her demise, she called for help but no one was coming to answer her cries. Then the captain kneeled down onto the ground, and spread her fingers with nails so sharp. Marianess wail of sorrow suddenly became a differant sound as her soles were played like a harp. Captain Ollie, poked and prodded the lass’s soles and mocked her for being spoiled so soft. But her heart was skipping a beat as the Princess squirmed on the pole laughing her heart out while aloft
“Have pitty on me” the Princess cried” If I have no worth just let me go, I lost everything anyways pfft haha heehee hoho! Someone please Help me, is anyone out there!” Captain Ollie responded” I like you laugh lass but don’t waist your breath when you can just be lauging cause no one else is here.”
Hours had passed and Marrien’s feet where free but she held them high high as she had been lowered down so low. The girl began to utter out a brand new plee as her life was on the line “ I thought you said you liked my laugh are Bored already of me ,How about a deal if you want more fun. I beg if ye spare my life, show this orphan girl mercy. I’ll let you have your way ,you can have me as a slave, if that’s what you want?”
Captain Ollie looked back and snearede , ear to ear and commaned her crew hoist the Princesses out. Mairanne hanged her head as she was told to march and there was nothing else she could do but obey and pout.
And once she back at the ship and they pulled out from shore. She gulped and bit her lip as She was shown the tools and implements her mistress had instore.
Marianne was tortured in the captains, quarters, in the brig, aloft on deck. For the next 7 years of her life she was a play thing. Oliie gave Marian hell, tickling her ribs, belly, feet and everywhere else and kept her in Check, tickling her to tears and wreck as she never got enough of Marianne's laughing.
She made Mariann flustered, as she’d even nibbled her ears, and thanks to brushes and pinwheels that ravaged her soles and ribs she taught Marianne fear.
At least the food was good, when Marianne was a hostage she only got to eat monster food until her belly ached and she was in misery. but she was spoiled like the princess she was when she became a slave, Ollie fed her well and kept her healthy. But Oliie was still a Pirate who had to steal and fight. and when she was angry she was a blight. Before when she needed something to relieve her stress, she’d abused and beat up her crew. But now that she had a slave the fair Princess, Marianna would have to relieve her and Ollie’s anger always amplified the abuse.
Marrian would be humilated and tickled with no breaks and when Ollie was angry the tickles were never soft. The Pirate Queen would always punish her with more than she could take leaving the poor girl to tired to ever talk.
But Queen Ollie loved Marianne’s laughter and she loved to feel in power. making that girl squeal and exercise her loungs, and punshing her like everything was her faught and make her cower.
but she over time would let Marianne walk about free and taught her to use the sword. she felt no threat from the lass as she, had monsters to help her to remind Marrian who was lord. And she wanred Marrian about 2 slaves she had who she loved to torture day and night. but then they tried to escape when they were close to sirens and are presumed dead and Eaton much to her own blite. And Marian better not ever plot on escaping because if she’s captured alive, Queen Ollie would see to it she never got away again and she’ll wish wasn’t alive. Queen Ollie herself was a beauty to see but she was hated by many men She had stolen and murdered and done so much the warrent on her head was Eight Thousand and Ten.
One night Marrianne spotted a navy ship as she and Ollie were on an island nearby. She saw her chance and took a flare and ran off into the night. She ran for miles to reach a peak and saw the ship not far from shore and set off the flare to summon them that they may come for her. And the flare flew high up in the sky and lit up above the clouds, lighting up the island and see’s for miles that it could never hide in a misty shroud. The ship seem to turn around to come that way and she ran down to the bay. seh was over joyed and she be Free! They take away across the sea! But cannon balls flew at the ship and Marrian’s heart sank when before it had been a skip.
The Ship sailed away away and Marrian was sad and shed a tear, but at least the Atacks Missed. Then her eyes grew as she saw a familiar silowet and slowly turned her head and her blood ran cold with fear. Her captain was pearing down at her. And Ollie looked extremely Pissed.
It was late night and Marianne was in the captain's sweet. ankle shackled to the bed, a Bag over her head. a Cat nine tails layed on the table ready for a flogging on seventy nine lashes. there was also branding iron and A sowing needle layed to a pair of eye patches. a Sword for her hands a hammer for a feet and scissors for her hair! Marrian was scared! She cried in the room as Ollie was on deck and drunk, she feared what her captain was going to do to her now. At least the navy from before hadn’t sunk but who was going to save her now? Would Ollie realy go through with all her threats, would even be given a change to beg? Marian sobbed as right about now she’d rather be tickled on her tummy or legs.
Now as Ollie was partying with her monster crew they were far to distracted. Oliie was thinking of dragging Marian out to party and be tortured despite how she acted. She never saw the navy creeping in but wasn’t the same one as before is was captain Gunther Blake who wanted revenge. He has a score to settle Captain Olivia Inidocen and on the cover of night was gonna get it. Before Ollie knew what hit her she was already dead as a cannon ball flying threw night air swiftly truck her in the head. Or did it get her in the back? we aren’t for sure what we do know it saved Marianne from a else friendly torture. Captain Gunther bordered the ship and his crew slew the monsters and as he entered the captaines Quarters to see what riches he can fondle there he saw tied near the bed was Marianne Mconnle. And My friends. Marianne was able to bargain for her life with Captain Gunther as well for she knew how to cook. and so with him Miss Mcconnle the captain had took. And you know something folks Marriane did well on his ship. she wasn’t tortured atleast and had dignity and even taken Ollies clothes for self. She wasn’t interested in any of her old master’s wealth. but what she was allowed to have would help her on newer adventures she was in.be it on land or be it sailing. Though you know she never realy hated being tickled per say, she won’t mind you doing it so long as your gentle, I guess all those days trapped with Ollie made that tickling rather sentimental. But will she ever wind up in a similar situation again, well right now I can’t say. Anything else to be said can be said another day~.
Now folks if ye be interested in this tale and be wanting to know more all I can say is your free to tell your own tales if you want about Marrian Mconnle being in ticklish situations. I mean this here be but a Ballad telling her story but sadly I didn’t have room for all the juicy parts. Captain Ollie liked to make things rough and awkward for her captives though. Feel free to ask me , Marrian, Ollivia, or even Gunther any questions you might have. If none well hope you all had your fun and hope you enjoyed the show, avast me hardies and anchoes away FAIR WELL!
