WEEKLY UPDATE #1
Ladies, gentleman, and all those who do not conform to societal gender norms: this is your first weekly update of what’s been going on in the mansion, or as we like to call it: THE HIGHLIGHTS REEL. So, without further ado, here is a quick summary of recent major ( or just generally interesting ) events !
Early in the week, little Damian Wayne let a skunk into the mansion and let’s just say some of the residents were NOT HAPPY... especially a certain grouchy empath. The Batspawn better be counting himself lucky Raven’s had her budding relationship with Spidey as a distraction. We can only imagine what might’ve happened otherwise...
A fair few FAMILY SECRETS have been spilled recently, namely in the Lehnsherr-Maximoff-Dane-Wagner-Shepherd-Kaplan clan ( who really need a new name, by the way ). TJ revealed to Charles that Mystique is her grandmother and Lorna confessed her relation to Wanda. We can’t wait to see how the Scarlet Witch takes that one.
Our telepathic host has decided reading minds is WAY COOLER than walking and came off his serum the other day. Not much news there yet, but he and a certain metal manipulator seem to be on the verge of reconciliation. It’s about time, right ?? We’ll be keeping an eye on those two.
In more amorous news, we’ve seen some blossoming romances this week, from Scott and Bobby’s little tryst to Gwen and Bart’s fluff-a-thon. One that’s especially noteworthy is the WONDERBAT smooch - that’s been a long time coming.
We do, however, have one question on our minds: how long can Steve and Bucky keep up the ‘NO HOMO’ RODEO ?? Seriously, boys, this is getting painful. Stop acting like teenagers. You’re in your nineties, for god’s sake !
That’s it for this week, guys ! Send in your thoughts or let us know what we missed here. With all these new villainous faces around, the next week is sure to be a bit of a rollercoaster, so be sure to tune in !