Not "The Trojan War was Helen's fault" or "Helen did nothing wrong" I need "Helen was an instrument of the gods to spark a divinely-ordained war and will never recover from the loss of life or the loss of her agency"

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Not "The Trojan War was Helen's fault" or "Helen did nothing wrong" I need "Helen was an instrument of the gods to spark a divinely-ordained war and will never recover from the loss of life or the loss of her agency"
Patrolling the mojave almost. it almost makes you wish. It almost makes you wish for. for a. it almost makes you wish for a
Best traits to give a character:
Crybaby
Autism
Religious guilt
I'm looking forward to the Ilium musical but before there is anything more about it let me say two things:
Yes, fans of adaptations can be uninformed about things and prefer different versions of the characters that are not in line with the source material
BUT
If I see you motherfuckers bullying teenagers because they like a musical and didn't want to read 2,000 year old poems I am going to scream. MOST OF THESE PEOPLE ARE KIDS! My blocking finger is primed if you are being an asshole over fandom discourse
Euphemisms for mensuration:
"Period"- Classic. Safe. No one bats an eye.
"That time of the month"- Also frequently used, but I hear it a lot from annoying cis dudes so it loses points.
"Cycle/Monthly cycle"- Almost offensive in how boring it sounds. It's fine I guess but you sound like a character in a dystopian novel.
"The bleeds"- Icky in ways I can't explain.
"Moon cycle"- People who say this are either trying to sell you herbal supplements or are in a cult.
"Woman time/Girl time/etc."- Hello I am a man with a uterus. Stop fucking calling it this.
Why aren't more people shipping Danse and Nick? Am I just using the wrong tags or can no one else see the vision? Why don't you want the big brown eyes autistic guy to get dommed by the snarky robo-detective??? Why don't you want Danse to get fingered through his identity crisis???
Odysseus and Agamemnon are FRIENDS. They are RIDE OR DIE. You think Menelaus in the Odyssey was bad? If Agamemnon was still alive and Telemachus came to him asking about his father he would find that Agamemnon has a life-sized Odysseus doll that he sleeps with instead of his wife
Joshua Graham is a Mormon war criminal who hides his bloodlust behind righteousness and has a fundamental disconnect from personhood and also he's so fucking babygirl