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1 year ago today I barfed on the ground at kalahari and it got in someone’s shoes. My fam will not let me live down the time I “barfed in a strangers shoes” as if it was an intentional maneuver

Haven’t barfed from drinking since. That was enough loser behavior for me.

#doing that in front of my kids is like my one significant event in my parenting career #I had zero sense of time and kept drinking and turns out way less time #was passing than I thought #so #too much drank

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apparently I watched like three episodes of face off last night before going to bed.

which is weird cause I barely remember watching the first one, much less the next two.

#shhh sharkie #too much drank #it was a fun night though! good to be back in boston

I was so close to getting laid last night and I fucking fell asleep when he was about to come over.

#what is wrong with me #too much drank #he was fucking hot tho #and tall which im usually not into #I got the digits #there is still hope for me

What happens in Tahoe…

#100happydays #squirrel #needs to be stopped #too much drank #day98

I want you here now.

#since I last saw you #why am I still awake #too much drank #what #tipsy #af #ugh #I miss you

YOU WANNA FIGHT ME WELL JUST REMEMBER THAT IM SKILLED ENOUGH TO DANCE FOR FOUR HOURS IN THESE HEELS AIGHT HOT DANG

#too much drank #slipped off my heels under the table and my feet dont feel natural #im gonna feel this in the morning

#too much drank #delete later

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