Okay, new Larrie here, I might as well come off anon, I just wanted to make sure I hadn’t -totally- creeped you out by finding your sideblog! :) Here’s my ~journey~ here, okay: since Zayn left, I’ve been following the 1D drama like a wine mom asking about the high school drama, as they say. It was just so fascinating how BIG NEWS was coming out every three days and the fandom is so hilariously deadpan after all the shit its been through and omg just… this is SUCH a high level of drama. But the thing is, I was casually following everything from the perspective of a blog that loves Liam, Lilo and Sophia and was very supportive of Eleanor in the past. The seeds of strife were sown with me when they reacted to the baby news by being super supportive and psyched for it when my first reaction was D: D: I HOPE THAT’S NOT TRUE (even though I didn’t even know Louis very well at all at that point, just what a unfortunate situation it would be and how weird it seemed that it was being trotted out at an early stage of the pregnancy). So I was kinddd of looking for a new source for my 1D updates and also… just feeling like I already would rather throw my lot in with the people proposing the theories than this girl refuting them. SO when I saw you were into Larry as a person whose take on Maotsujun I’d always respected, I was like “…shit, well now I feel like I HAVE to read up on the Larries’ side of things?? Yoshi knows what’s up.” But I was a little shy to ask you for your sideblog when we didn’t know each other well/I was just doing a preliminary exploration so when I saw aimforthestars reply something like “One Direction sucks. 0/10 would not recommend” on one of your posts AND that she was a fellow Arashi fan I thought “clearly this is a good person to further my inquiries with!”. ;) And now I wish I could remember the post but I just can’t find it: as I was reading her blog, she made a post or said something in her tags about larries who fell into it within the span of a week and I was like “Y'know, I bet this about Yoshi” and sure enough, I clicked on someone who had liked the post or something and it was your sideblog. SORRY TO BE A CREEPER!!!
And now ever since I’ve been checking in with both yours and aimforthestars blogs. It started out just for 1D updates. And then I was like “this fandom is so fucking funny and ‘dark larrie’ is the most evocative term, how smart! I love it.” And then I was like “I should check out this Treatise they mention”. And next, “I think I’ll start from the beginning and watch clips from the X-Factor, origin stories are always fun! …WAIT, omg, he practically wrapped his legs around his hips as they twirled in in joy when they became a group?? The other one ran to hug him when he came back to from the hospital?? WHAT KIND OF FIC REALNESS IS THIS, I ALREADY BELIEVE THEY’RE IN LOVE!!!” I had to spend a few days percolating on this, watching more clips where they gaze lovingly into each other’s eyes, sloooowly letting it sink in but last night I clicked on the tattoo page on the Treatise and, while in great pain, I finally had to scream: I’M A FUCKING LARRIE!!!!!!
This. Has got to be. The. Best tumblr message. I have EVER. Received.
I don’t know if it traces back to who it was submitted by? And since you came off anon I’m just going to shamelessly credit you @topolect.
I don’t even know what to say at how awesome it is that you followed me through fandoms? Like how wonderful is that to hear that someone likes your thoughts enough to follow you through the painful 9th level of hell that is Larry fandoms? I’m blushing. Are you courting me? Because the answer is yes. A million times yes. Don’t tell my boyfriend.
But fucking truth right now, the tattoos was EXACTLY where I went ballistic too. I’m all tingly thinking about it. How do people not see they’re together? I mean I can’t ask if people are just blind, they’re clearly outright refusing it because their like... their fan fantasies can’t be fulfilled or something with a gay Harry and/or gay Louis and I’m just so... what? How selfish can a fan be? I mean, they’re human too and they make you so happy, why don’t you wish the same for them? haha. They’re so fucking real man.
Maotsujun is hard to analyze because of Japanese customs, right? So you have to like stare at videos sometimes. LOL Their social cues are different from western cues. Ohmiya is easier, but still harder to analyze. Larry is seriously stimulus overdose for me. I don’t do any work. I just hit reblog and uselessly feel things.
And on that “FIC REALNESS” part you were mentioning? YAH. I KNOW. Their real life story is so much BETTER than fic, it’s so crazy man. I hurt all over. lol
Also, the post you were talking about aimforthestars’s 0/10 won’t recommend thing is this one. My obsessive tagging doing work.