Incorrect quotes but Ninjago!
These specific quotes has been on my mind for a while and I had to do this!
Enjoy!
Kai: Hello, everyone! And welcome to a very special game, of discovering all our friends deepest darkest secrets, like I always say!
Cole: If you, just, wanna know stuff about us, just talk to us. You don't have to like puttin-
Kai: No! I don't want to talk to you like a normal person! I wanna learn through the internet!!
Cole: Fine. Whatever. I don't care.
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Movieverse
Oni Lloyd (CatMode): You guys have anything I can knock over, right now?
*Knocks something*
Trent: I'm gonna get the bottle spray out
O!Lloyd: You wouldn't dare....
*Sprays Lloyd*
O!Lloyd: Thats not herbal tea at all!
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Would you rather Save Kai or Save Nya?
*Jay and Cole choose Kai*
*Kai chooses Nya*
Jay and Cole: EEHHHH!
Kai: WHAT?!
Cole: We would save our friend! That's right!
Kai: But why! Why wouldn't you save, my sis?!
Jay: One, Nya died a lot of times already. They're used to it. You're not as used to it.
Cole: You know, that's true.
Jay: There is one other option, as well. It's not quite as like, uh, good. I think you have the same idea as me.
Cole: Probably.
Jay: Just saying! Just- just It sounds better coming out of your mouth...
Kai: What?
Cole: Ummmm If Nya's gone, you're up for grabs...
Because shes protective
Kai: WHAT?!?! 0////0
Cole: I mean... Zane and I have talked about it. We both dig.
We both dig.
Kai: Ohhh. You know what? Valid reasoning, you know, competition, you know- *laughs* Wow. Uh
Jay: So, uh, screw Nya then. Okay. Okay.
Cole: Let's move onto the next question. Before Nya kills us.
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Lord Garmadon: I'm back from Heck and I brought a gun.
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Make out with Skylor or Vania?
*Everyone chooses Skylor*
Cole, seeing he's not alone: OH THANK FSM!! Oh thank FSM! I mean I'm still in trouble, but oh thank FSM..
Jay: Ok, so, for me-
Kai: We're all in trouble.
Jay: I'm gonna point out- well I'm not.
Screw you. I'm fine.
Kai: What....?!
Jay: I'd like to point out. I need to come closer to you (Kai) for this...Skylor... has a lot to hold onto.
Kai: Oh hohoho yes. Ok! SO! THAT'S SERIOUSLY WHY I PICKED- OK!!!
*Jay laughs*
Cole: ummm
Kai: I-I FEEL!!-
Jay: She's just makeout goals.
Kai: BUT IT'S HARD TO GET WITH SKYLOR I FEEL......!
Cole: It- it's like a goal! When it happens, you're like "Yes!"
Jay: Not that it should be a goal!
Kai: Vania! I'm sorry!!!
Jay: She's her own, independent-
Kai: SHE IS!!! BUT IF WE HAD TO PICK!!!
Cole: She's like, "You call me mommy too" you know what I mean?
Jay: HAHA! No, no. She's like "You call me daddy, whether you like it or not"
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Sleepover in Cole's room or Lloyd's?
Jay to Zane: Oh gee.. I wonder which one your picking....
Zane: Oh gee I wonder too.
Kai: I have to pick between my best dudes, NO!
*Kai chooses Cole*
*Jay and Zane choose Lloyd*
Jay: yeah- wait-wait? Really? Wait. Hold on. What?
Zane: Okay. Okay. Okay. Listen. I have technically- I have a sleepover with Cole every night. I have never had a sleepover with Lloyd. And I wanna. I wanna make cupcakes. I wanna learn Dragon stuff. I wanna watch anime.
Kai: What about you?
Jay: Well, I mean. Pretty much everything he said. Like, Ima fit dude, alright?
Ima good boi.
But I don't wanna do that to relax! I want cake. I want anime. I wanna trash talk the girlz and the guyz.
Zane: The issue is with Cole too, their definition of cake, is really sweet cakes. Those aren't that good.
Kai: But. My counter argument is
Cole gives the best piggy-back rides, okay? And it is the best thing ever.
Jay: Aww, dang it, he does.
Kai: And, also, when you go to his room. When you go to his room, he's like "Hey, Kai. How you doing? I love you!" And he like, super strong. So, he like, swings me around like YEETS ME off, like, to adventure and stuff.
Zane: Very few people can yeet me. I'm good.
Jay: But, to be fair, Zane. I have been yeeted by Cole. It is kinda fun, really.
Kai: Yeah. YEET!
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Look beautiful in every pic, but no likes or the opposite?
Zane: You know what? You know what? You know what? I know my answer.
Kai: Oh No! I can't... I can't... No....
Zane: you gotta choose one.
*Zane and Lloyd choose beauty*
*Kai chooses fame*
Kai: Reasons. Go!
Lloyd: Alright, so-
Zane: SELF-LOVE IS THE BEST LOVE AND I WANNA BE CONFIDENT AND I don't care if no body sees it, cus I'm not doing it for them, I'm doing it for me!
Lloyd: Also, I already look beautiful. Getting no likes, I can work on them. I can work the getting the likes. Going from ugly to beautiful, is a lot more money and a lot harder work.
Kai: For me.... I basically do ugly all day, look basic.. Im all like- hahaha
Lloyd: Dude, you ain't ugly. Shut up.
Zane: Yeah!
Kai: Stop it. Stop it
Zane: Why must you lie?
Lloyd: Girl, if you ugly? Than, I ain't - I ain't abs. And that ain't right.
Zane: If you ugly, Ima train wreck.
Kai: Stop it, guys. Stop it..
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Have great friends or a great lover?
*Kai chooses Lover*
*Cole and Nya choose Friends*
Nya: Okay
Cole: Heres the thing. Zane's not a great lover.
...
He's the perfect lover.
Kai: Awww Awww
Nya: Nice save. Nice safe.
Kai: You - wow - wow - You got me.
Nya: Ohhh. I-I-I felt a dagger go into my stomach for a sec there.
Kai: I was about to say-
Nya: I feared for your safety.
*Cole laughs*
Cole: You guys are great friends, I wouldn't change that for the world!
Nya: Okay. So, for me, alright, having a great- okay, saying lover to me, isn't the same thing as a partner. It all ain't about that. I'd rather have great friends.
Kai: Awww, thats cute.
Cole: Meanwhile, you're over there like, yeah-
Nya: You're over here like, "yeah, I want that butt"
Kai: No! It's not that either! I feel like lover is also like your partner! I'm like the type that's like, "all I need is you~"
Cole: He's all about that big imagination. You know what I'm saying?
Kai: OKAY! ALRIGHT! YEAH!
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Movieverse
Look at Trent's internet history or Nya's?
*Everyone chooses Trent*
Jay: Really? I thought you (Kai) would have looked at Nya's?
Kai: I actually have looked at their internet history. And that's because she shares it with me all the time. She's not afraid to hide it.
Cole: Awwww. They trust you.
Kai: Yeah. We're close like that. I trust her too.
Jay: Their hiding something. No enby is that trust-worthy.
Kai: We questiion- whhhhhAAAT?!?!
Cole: Based on the two friends, my impression is, I was thinking Trent would have the cleaner search history.
Jay: Really?!
Cole: I'm not judging your sis!
Kai: hehe what?
Cole: I'm not judging your- Trent is into a lot of cute shit.
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Nya: Oh pretty, look at the pretty water guys. Go for a swim. Weee.
*Jumps in*
Cole: Ok
Kai: Ahhh!
Cole: Wait, Ima ghost, I don't know how to swim. That's a bad idea. That's a bad idea, oh no..
Nya: It's actually kinda spooky.
Kai: Watch out for the sharks!
Nya: OH NO! AHH!
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