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Thank Fuck
I think i got my shit together yall! I wrote something! yay!
shoutout to @jaskierswolf for the prompt of Trisskel on holiday - apparently my brain really liked this one!
CW- proposal, stupid romantic shit, i really dont know what else to put here, oh this is unbetaed and all came out in like two hours so dont come for me if theres a typo lol
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Triss stood at the side of the sleek catamaran gracefully carving its way through the crystal clear waters of the Mediterranean taking in the beauty and sense of calm the sound of the waves brought her. She’d been so nervous to take a trip with Eskel, but the whole thing had been absolute paradise. He’d spoiled her the whole time, fancy restaurants, lavish villas, a dinner cruise with just the two of them, even the gorgeous linen dress he insisted she wear on the boat. She’d have chosen it anyway, but the way he laid it out and the look in his eyes as he watched her slip into it was more than enough to keep her stubbornness at bay. Almost as if summoned by her thoughts, he appeared almost out of thin air, pressing his chest to her back and wrapping his arms around her torso, only his hands didn’t grip the flesh on her hips like usual.
She looked down to see him holding out two champagne flutes, one bright purple and one a softer pink.
“Raspberry or Peach?” he asked, humming almost directly into her ear as he proceed to place kisses on her neck and jaw.
Thinking about Trisskel not in a "We're actually sexually compatible/attracted to each other/in love" way but in a "We're similar versions of fucked up and traumatized/so incredibly lonely/ wouldn't it be nice to be touched with kindness and have someone there to hold you when you wake screaming?" Kind of way
Guessed who this is yet? Have another: Triss likes to grown plants in her garden that are perfect to make flower crowns. It's all lovely until a certain goat comes along and eats the flowers. And a very apologetic Eskel comes along.
Ahh lil bleater! And some Trisskel maybe on the side 🥰 I love plant mum Triss so much! This headcanon could come straight out of my firefighter!Geralt/teacher!Jaskier AU and I love it!
Triss: I'm so happy I could kiss you!
Eskel: Neat.
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Eskel: I can't believe I said neat. Who says neat anymore? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyway because I'm a huge loser!
Geralt: Hey, don't worry about it. Remember what happened when Jaskier confessed his love to me?
Eskel: Didn't you thank him?
Geralt: I thanked him.
Who the Fuck is Eskel?
If you have ever gone on The Witcher tag on Tumblr, I’m sure you’ve seen dozens of blogs dedicated to this guy named Eskel and for people who have just seen the show you might be wondering - who the fuck is this guy?
Hi, I’m Aaliyah, and this is Part 5 of my WTF Series - a crash course in subjects from The Witcher Books.
Post under the cut
Real housewives of Kaer Morhen
So Witcher but as Real Houswives of Kaer Morhen. Because I can’t get it out of my head. But as a headcanon thingy.
Imagine.
(On Ao3 now because why the heck not I dont wana lose it xD)
Outside of the big town of Cintra there is block after block of fancy houses. This one is named Kaer Morhen.
Yennefer and Geralt are married, but in the house next to theirs moves this little boytoy.
Aiden works as the blocks pool boy, and he quickly becomes Jaksiers best friend.
Eskel and Triss are having a bad marrige, struggling real hard behind the scenes, but they show nothing.
So Triss seduces Yennefer.
And Geralt is very much trying not to spy on the very cute neighbour.
Lambert is Jaskiers gardner, and he hates Aiden with a passion. Until he doesn’t.
Vesemir and Tissia live together, they are not married nor in a relationship, but they are like a foster family? They have adoptive children and children who lives with them from time to time to get support from their regular chaotic life.
Yennefer is really mad abou the children, her lawn is in danger for crying out loud. But then she meets Ciri. and she is absolutely melting for her.
Slowly, Triss and Yennefer realize that there is more than sex going on. They are falling in love with each other.
Geralt sees it. He sees his wife falling in love with Triss and out of love with him, and he is so kind about it. They have a very tough conversation and they end up splitting up. They are still friends.
It doesn’t go as well for Triss and Eskel. They have a huge blow out, yelling and screaming. Triss and Yennefer ends up moving in together, and Eskel is alone in their big house. As revenge, he buys a hoard of goats and lets them live in the garden.
The children are playing a new game; “where are the goats today”, and Eskel might be encouraging some of them to uh… move the goats to get them where they are not supposed to be.
Eskel gets offered to take care of a little one that lost her mother. She is small and weak, and he makes her sweaters and names her Lil Bleater.
But she really isn’t well, and in the middle of the night he is forced to let go of his anger and pride and he runs to Triss and Yennefer's door.
Triss opens, and Eskel is crying with the little goat in his arms, begging to see Yennefer, who used to be a vet.
She does help him, and Eskel sits in their kitchen, head in his hand, being a wreck.
But Lil bleater gets better, and in the morning she eats from the bottle she refused before.
They are all three reluctantly somewhat friends again.
But the goats are still everywhere. Because he can.
And now Geralt is free to deal with… whatever it is he feels for the boytoy Jaskier. Lambert and Jaskier started out as having a thing, and Geralt being his closest neighbour sees them making out everywhere.
Jaskier is of course interested in Geralt from the moment he lays eyes on him, but he doesn’t seem to realize Jaskier is hitting on him.
Geralt only realizes men are allowed to love men when he sees Lambert and Jaskier kiss real tenderly the first time.
It makes him feel things he can’t really place, but he does some googling and he lears a ton of new things. After that, he starts to see that Jaskier is flirting with him, and Jaskier is absolutely delighted when Geralt gets flustered.
(at some point there is a block festival with a pride theme that Jaskier makes them arrange. Eskel makes sweaters for all the goats with all the flags. The children loves it, and it is very chaotic. Ciri especially, who is crushing hard on Cerys, Lamberts niece. (and Crach is Lamberts brother, because we can) and Geralt and Ciri are bonding because they don’t know how to deal with their crushes)
Lambert and Jaskier start out as a fling, but it becomes clear to them both that this is more or less to make someone else jealous. For Jaskier, it is to tease Geralt, to show him what he could have, now that he is single. And for Lambert, well. It is to show Aiden that… he doesn’t know what, but that will teach him.
And Aiden keeps smirking at him knowingly, and it drives Lambert out of his mind.
Until it drives him into the pool shed, on his knees, doing what he absolutely haven't been thinking about for months.
Jaskier finally gets Geralt, but it is by pure accident. It was raining? And he somehow got locked out of his house, thanks to the goats most likely, and Geralt let him sleep in his house.
Jaskiers pretty hair was sticking to his face, his fancy shirt ruined. Jaskier barely even flirted with him, but when he was warm again, dressed in one of Geralt's shirts and swept in a warm blanket on the couch, Geralt reached in and kissed him.
It was so gentle and sweet that Jaskier ached, their eyes searched each other before they were leaning in again. They fell asleep wrapped around each other, and for the first time in a long time, Jaskier felt like someone wanted to keep him.
At some point before Eskel and Triss breaks it off, there is a BBQ where Jaskier is big time flirting with Geralt, and Yen and Triss are sneaking off. Regis, the “head of the block” and his two wards/sons, Valdo and Detlaff are also there, stiff and in full fancy garb. Valdo hates Jaskier with a passion because of his freedom, and they might end up friends at some point?
Philippa is there too, she lives next to Regis on the outskirts of town, she works with wildlife restoration. She is very very taken with a wonderful lady no one has ever seen.
Detlaff is a real brat and doesn’t want her noisy, smelly house in their block, but Regis is adamant she stays. The nature around them has never looked better, and that is thanks to her and the goats.
Sabrina and Istred are married, and Sabrina is the biggest Karen you have ever seen. Almost bigger than her boobs. Istred work all the time (and is smitten with Yennefer, everybody knows, and Sabrina gets sooo passive agressive around her) and is rarely home, and Sabrina is just the biggest gossip around.
Letho is the milk man.
And he loves goats......
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Making Love
Triss and Eskel wash the dishes and Triss makes it more interesting by telling Eskel what she likes most in bed with him
Or dirty talk in the kitchen of Kaer Morhen, +18!!, 1034 words
CW: soft smut, dirty talk about penis in vagina sex
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“You know what I really love?” Triss asked Eskel as they stood next to each other in the kitchen of Kaer Morhen. They were doing the dishes after dinner with the other wolves, who had moved on to the library, leaving them alone. Eskel was washing, Triss drying and putting away the dishes.
“No,” Eskel said, eyeing her from the side.
“What I love the most,” Triss repeated and added, “with you?”
This time Eskel turned his head fully to look at her and shook his head.
She smiled at him with a glint in her eye and he said, “hmm... let me guess...it’s not doing the dishes?” One corner of his mouth was raised in a grin.
“No,” she said, giggling, “but I don’t mind doing them, as long as it’s with you.” Eskel’s cheeks turned pink and Triss bumped her shoulder into his. Then she leaned over, so close that her lips nearly brushed his ear and whispered, “I love it when we make love.”