#tumblr is garbage

[pocket-gems]

Hello, a FAQ has been made and just wondering how many people can see it

[foileafemme]

hotgothrosie >>>>>> peachpinks

[sarcasmcloud]

fyeahvulnerablemen tagged me and asked:

Name your current top three whumpees + caretakers of choice and tag as many people as you want!

It’s awkward because my current whumpees don’t really have caretakers... (Preacher, Mindhunter...) or the fandom doesn’t even have real whump (TOP...)

But anyway, here goes nothing...

#3 - Marius Josipovic and the family he stole (Sneaky Pete)

#2 - Klaus and Diego (The Umbrella Academy)

#1 - Steve Harrington and this can of Coke, because it’s the closest thing to comfort he ever got (Stranger Things)

I’m tagging uh... @lynne-monstr because I think she knows what whump means, @uuuhshiny and @elspirito23

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Imma meme the fuck out of this shit show

[reginaldqueribundus]

Posting through the tumblr app is like one of those rigged Mario Party minigames where one wedge of the prize wheel is “your post actually gets posted” and the other 9/10ths is “oopsie poopsie, Baby Bowser ate your post! You can never get it back, we’ll just bombard you with failed upload notifications that don’t link back to the failed post in any way, until you get sick of them and press ‘discard’! Sure hope you can find the original post you were trying to reblog again, because searching for anything on tumblr is like trying to figure out someone’s phone number by rolling Yahtzee dice!! Enjoy the cold taste of oblivion as you continue using this app that consistently fails at its most basic functions, loser!!!”

[starlings-law]

This post got flagged because the love between Aziraphale and cupcakes is explicit.

[tens-tensor-tensest]

Ya'll I just want you to know that this website has ruined me. I just saw a post getting all up in arms about mlm schemes (multi level marketing schemes) and my first thought was "oh for christ sake what has the gay fandom done now and why was I not included"

[featherymalignancy]

WOW I HATE you, Tumblr. Now I have to delete and repost my favorite chapter of my story and lose all the BEAUTIFUL comments and reblogs y’all left. I hope whoever made these stupid rules falls into a cave and has to give off raw fish like Gollum for the rest of their stupid lives.