i wish i could do that thing that americans do where they post like their experiences are universal except do it about aotearoa but im also from america (moved to aotearoa when i was 3 but i sound like i arrived this morning) and i cant do that bit without it coming off as me being american about living in aotearoa so im passing this bit to you as a real kiwi who can probably pull that bit off better than anyone
I GENUINELY LOVE THIS BIT. here are some good (bad) ones
wait is that a hamster???? aren't those literally illegal to own?
if you don't vote for bird of the year you're a PIECE OF SHIT!!!
dude. how do you not know about the waitangi dildo incident. it's literally national history
why are you posting about being cold. it's almost christmas it's literally the middle of summer... do you have a temperature regulation disorder or something?
hey ummm it was really insensitive of you to post about how bad your day has been on the anniversary of the waitangi dildo incident. this is a time of national celebration please read the room