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[zannolin]

i had a vision

[shit-im-bi]

Liam: there's nothing to eat in the damn fridge.

Theo: You could always eat me though?

Liam: *flustered asf*

Stiles: you do realise there are people in the room when you say this shit, right?

[mionesgaze]

Stiles: *drunk* do you think birds get sad because they don't have arms?

Scott: do you get sad because you don't have wings?

Stiles: *tearing up* every day

[shit-im-bi]

"You go down just like Holy Mary, Mary on a cross," but it's Theo looking at Liam in this scene:

[shit-im-bi]

Scott, on a mission with a very nervous Stiles: My head says the hunters are in there, and my balls say we need to go check it out.

Stiles: yeah, sure, your balls said that

Scott: yeah they did.

Stiles: *in falsetto* Yeah, well, my balls say...just take it easy scott... right here...let's stop man, just chilll

Scott: Why the fuck do your balls sound like a 3 year old girl

Stiles: *still in falsetto* I dont know man, that's just how they talk

Scott:

Stiles: *still in falsetto* but they're wise. I have wise balls.

[shit-im-bi]

Alternatively:

Theo: okay so basically we need to penetrate the hunters' camp, right Liam?

Liam: ...

Liam: noyouneedtopenetrateme

Theo: *splutters*

Theo: what did you say?

Stiles: *not looking up from his crime board* he said you need to penetrate him