#two cookies

[spookyfantasyauthor]

Nah bitch, Odysseus would suddenly fucking hate all kind of sweet or food to give Penelope the two cookies and actually he would haunt down the chef who made them personally to ask for more because HIS WIFE just GAVE BIRTH GET HIGHER FUCKING STANDARDS YOU DUMB BITCHES

[cookiewishesyou]

hello cookie. i have a cat and her name is also cookie and she wishes YOU a lovely 21st anniversary of the republic of georgia officially using their national flag (the "five cross flag") again after ~500 years (2004/01/14) :)

HELLO FELLOW COOKIE! HAPPY 21st ANNIVERSARY OF THE REPUBLIC OF GEORGIA USING THEIR NATIONAL FLAG AGAIN AFTER ~500 YEARS. THANK YOU FOR THIS HISTORICAL OBSERVATION. COOKIE LOVES YOU 🤝

[lod3st4r]

[cenobitic-anchorite]

Ant Man and the Wasp is, for 99% of it, the cheerful after dinner mint you want to pick you up after Infinity War. It's charming, enthusiastic, and really funny. The movie gets stolen repeatedly by side characters. Jokes pay off.

I really, really enjoyed it.

[thexcameraman]

@empireofsamoa

You, sir, have earned yourself a cookie!

[captaintoughfluff]

i just realized how hungry i actually am holy shit woah

[speachley]

let's just pretend

that I ate significantly more than 2 cookies and 3 skittles today

[passionfruit-lipbalm-blog]

Two Cookies & A Toast 💋