#two world wars

[abakedpotatoefromidaho]

Springfeild Garrison, 1911 In 45.SUPER

[saturniandragon]

THOSE BASTARDS WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT EM

[bolt-carrier-assembly]

Finally picked up a 1911

[tendie-defender]

[pointless-letters]

*maximum Daily Mail siren explodes*

[pointless-letters]

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT: Is that the one invoice, Bill, or two separate ones? Won't we need a purchase order number first?

[pointless-letters]

BLOODY FOREIGNS: There were shocking scenes across the country today as Britain, despite winning two world wars, had some signs put up that mentioned FOREIGN KILOMETRES and not GOOD OLD BRITISH MILES. "I'm absolutely incandescent with rage." shrilled Mrs Bunty Twelvetrees, 85, when our reporter reached out for comment. "Is this what my Reg fought in two world wars for? For these young, unpatriotic joggers and cyclists to betray this country by not running miles, but kilometres? They want shooting, that lot, they really do. I'm absolutely bloody incandescent with rage, I really am." "Bastards." she added, later.

[pointless-letters]

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT: "It's a bit like Fight Club, except that the rule is you always, always talk about the war. Always." (history buffs will already have noticed that Roger's letter is referring to that famous war we had in which absolutely no other Europeans died for the cause of freedom, just the British)