#uber stories

[mrsomewhere]

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

*lights flicker*

*house phone rings*

*picking up phone*

"Mushi Mushi! Youw uwber dwiver is hewe ^-^ watashi wa waiting ouwtaide fow youw! "

*line goes dead*

*sound of door creaking open*

Edit: uh... I didnt make this post....

[that-thing-with-the-stuff]

I’m gonna stab myself

Uber driver: “What do you plan on doing after you graduate?”

Me: “Eat the rich”

Uber driver: “Oh that’s...nice”

[singol]

Me: *Drops a person off in Stafford* Sweet, now I can hit up the Hardee's.

*Hardee's is closed*

Me: How sad; Bixby, play Despacito.

Bixby: OK, searching for desperate singles near you.

Me: ...

[robuttsinyourthighs]

Had a passenger be rude to me during a ride last night and I should have recorded him because he was screaming a song at me at the beginning of the trip, kept touching my arm while he did so, then spotted NEXT for every song after that. It was so routine that he would pause, think a second, then "NO NEXT, NEXT NEXT OH MY GOD" and act like he enjoyed the next song, like "ooh! -sings the pinning lyric gently, then- NEEXXTTT!!" It continued for over 6 songs and he started to go "oh this -sings gently for a second and paused-" so I skipped it because I assume he's going too scream NEXT again.

This guy... This drunk grown man fucking GLARED AT ME like "are you serious?? Go back! Go back!!" And his friend, another man, Are screaming "go back! Come on!" So I tried and my Pandora wouldn't let me jump back to the previous song so I apologised

"I'm sorry, I thought you were playing a game like... Shouting next for every song. I'm sorry. There goes my 5 stars," I joked sadly.

We get to his street and a Bruno Mars song comes on and he got so excited and he said "you're about to make it up to me!" And i was like "oh cool," and checked with his friend in the back which was the right house. The song is barely a minute in and the front passenger, the one paying for the ride, didn't get out. I stopped the trip when the doors opened and the back guy got out... So I pulled up a little further to get to the actual driveway but I had to sit there for another minute while this guy jammed out. He finally he got out before the song was done, yelled one last lyric at me, and slammed the door to jog up to his house.

Whatever, already gave him a 5 star by default and he was happy at the end of the trip (I thought). Check uber app today

My 4.90 reading dropped to a 4.88

It took

So

Long

To get up to 4.90

I had let his rudeness slide but not after my suspicious rating drop so I reported his behavior. I don't know if it was him that left the crap rating but he was my only difficult passenger of the night.

Please be kind to your uber drivers and guys, even if you think you're being suave and serenading your driver, DO NOT TOUCH THEM. DON'T TOUCH THEM REPEATEDLY WHILE THEY ARE TRYING TO GET YOU SAFELY HOME.

It took everything I had not to jump and pull the wheel every time because I CANNOT STAND physicalccontact with complete strangers.

[galaxies-of-apple-trees]

Uber driver: So, I have a theory about the fundamental difference between men and women, even from childhood girls have so much more interest in how they dress...

Me: *opens the car door and rolls into traffic*

[edq3]

i climbed into my uber with my family and he said a word in tagalog and we were like 'wow! how did you learn that?' and he said, "well my child is from Cebu," so we were like 'cool'.

but he said 'and i can't find her' and we were all slightly concerned like 'why? what happened?' and he told us something about how he had no connection to the child according to dna and his wife had 3 children and he had to fly from one country to another to see his child's birth and he proceeded to tell us about how he also fights spirits in the house and his ancestor was a monk and honestly he basically told us his whole life story in a 15 minute drive from a mall to our house.

i wrote only what i can remember and jesus christ-

[justanoutlawfic]

My uber driver plays no music the entire ride and then halfway through puts on a horror audio book. My kind of dude.