Uno AU. what does this mean? up to you.
....Prepare for unhinged.
BCC vs. the Elite vs. Bang Bang Scissor Gang vs. Undisputed Kingdom. It's a battle for best AEW stable. It's a terrible idea, but Toni likes the dramatics, Tony likes commentating it, and Tony thinks it's funny, so, by the board of Ton(y)(i)s, it is approved. And filmed. They veto Toni's black and white idea.
They trade off who is playing per game, usually with rock paper scissors or "guess my number." Cole, suspiciously, always loses. The glare from Roddy suggests it's because of his track record as Chugs.
The Bryan vs. Nick vs. Billy vs. Roddy game is shockingly cutthroat. Bryan takes out everybody with +2s and +4s, Nick is playing a disturbingly strategic methodology while muttering threats under his breath, and Roddy is shit talking like a master. Billy wins with two +4 cards before anybody's registered he pressed Uno.
Matt vs. Taven vs. Mox vs. Austin is literally the four of them trying to outflirt each other. Matt only wins because he's playing footsie with Austin under the table and makes him forget how to play.
Bennett vs. Hangman vs. Claudio vs. Bowens gets derailed and ruled a No Contest because the Roddy, Matt, Yuta, and Austin all decide on motivational blowjobs under the table. What happened after is anyone's guess.
