#utmv headcannons

[zombie-crowboi]

I like to think Killer is oh so incredibly weak if a Toriel ever flirts or compliments them.

Taken prisoner? Yeah not for much longer, Killer's at the Olive Garden, they got rings.

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Really dumb headcannon that Cross and Killer have some weird tension going on between them. It's like a situation of:

*loud noise from the floor above*

Horror: what the hell are they doing?!

Dust: Either fighting or f**king.

And like, Killer uses pet names for Cross like "sweetheart" or "honey" and no one has any idea what the fuck their relationship is but roll with it anyway. And since Killer struggles to keep his hands to himself normally he's physically touching Cross in some way or another when they hang out because he has a half a briancell and doesn't understand physical boundaries.

It can be really sweet some times though, like they take care of each other when sick and back each other up in battle. No one's really sure what they got going on but oh well. They're like cats in some ways. Fighting one moment and snuggling in a pile on one of their beds the next. Or on a bookshelf who knows depends on the day.

Just thought I'd say. Seeing their relationship portrayed like that makes me happy, regardless of if it ends in romance or just platonic.

[zombie-crowboi]

Killer thinks Murder is hot in the same way someone would think Ryan Reynolds is hot.

Unless it’s a kist situation.

Then it’s just full homo

[zombie-crowboi]

Remember how Rahafwabas said that Killer smells nice?

Well now I imagine he sprays perfume constantly so he can feel babygirl.

[alphabetfridge]

My headcannons for Swap Sans (How I typically play him)

Swap:

Swap is trying. Really, really, really goddamn hard. He can't always keep up with Dream and Ink (because they're basically gods, and Swap's..just a dude)

He's optimistic, but not to a fault. He still has unpleasant thoughts sometimes, but he can identify and refute them logically.

When overly stressed or upset, he cleans and cooks as a distraction.

He dies. A lot. Enough that he's used to the sensation. Chara and Swap!Papyrus (as well as the rest of his AU, to an extent) are aware of what he does, and Chara knows that..well, if he doesn't come back, then they need to rewind a little.

Swap was kidnapped by Error, but the Stars were able to save him before he was corrutped. He's good friends with Error, and that's how he first met Dream and Ink.

Him and Error 100% have tea parties where Error spends the whole time talking shit.

Swap is incredibly competent. He was already a good fighter when he joined the Stars, but after years of working with them, he's really good. (Chara was wide eyed when they saw him properly fight instead of just having his attacks get stolen by annoying cat…)

He hates smoking and WILL smack you if you smoke inside.

He has nightmares a fair amount, and often gets up and works instead.

Sometimes he can get a bit overwhelmed. There's so much to do, and taking any form of break is just another second someone could be suffering. He's aware of this and is working on it.

"Everyone can do the right thing if they just try."

Still loves puzzles and would crush u in a rubix cube tornument.

He just wants everyone to be safe and happy. That's all he wants. And he's determined to make it happen.

Good friends with Cross, Dust, Classic, Geno, Dream, Ink, and Error. (He also gets them all gifts for Gyftmas)

[vantriloquist]

OOH I would love to hear your utmv headcanons

For Dust, if you want a specific character

Ah shit uh uh *my last braincell scrambling around to find where the fuck that file is*

I have headcannons for them but I don't ever write shit down when I think about it so these are off the top of my head

In the context of him being part of the Bad Sanses-

He's the most level headed out of the Murder Time Trio, and hates the shit out of Killer for being the leader (at first anyways, he still holds a grudge but eventually they get close :3)

He'd probably resent his job at first but eventually he'd let go of the thought of being Sans and accept that he's done too much to be considered him anymore

Tolerates Killer's cats but he'd probably be more of a dog person. Nightmare refuses to let a dog into the castle cause it'd be too cheerful (side headcannon: the natural positivity that a dog has is like bug repellent to Nightmare lmao) but Dust thinks Killer's Sphinx cat is gross (she's not thoo fuck you Dust/silly)

While Horror would get into cooking and actually making food with flavor and effort, Dust would be a fucking garbage disposal (Horror would still eat whatever scraps he makes while cooking, he doesnt EVER throw food away and doesnt let it sit long enough to rot). Feed him anything and he'll eat it without question. Killer wanted to prank him for his birthday (or "joined the crew" day since they all have the same bday) so he covered a sponge in icing, Dust still ate the whole thing with no reaction (Killer was very disappointed :c)

Outside of the Bad Sanses he'd be friends with Red. They'd tease each other like Red making fun of Dust's hood or Dust calling Red too soft to join his crew (which is also half him just trying to keep him from getting involved cause his line of work is too much probably for even Red and he cares about him too much :3)

That's what I could think of, none of it probably sounds coherent tho lmao