#uuuhhhhhhh

[itti-the-mouse]

when that hyena girl has a cock so so much bigger than your body you gotta let her put the whole thing inside you. the bigger her cock is the easier it is for it to get cold and you don't want her to be cold so you gotta let her keep it warm inside you. you gotta take all of it too. it doesn't matter how many times bigger than your entire body it is you have to let her bury the whole thing inside you so she can be warm. please she's so so cold you gotta let her put her whole entire cock in me i mean you. you don't want her to be cold do you?

[dragoness-loves-you]

this one's for the Jeesab fans, my human Barb whom i still tweaking + abit of info abour jeerrr, wow i love Barb

Who the fuck is this

[ladyhoneydarlinglove]

{one piece ficlet, zosan} first impression

(i seem to have gained a sudden influx of new followers who i'm assuming found me through ao3? so uh, hi! i'm sophie. sometimes i write things. usually those things end up being very long. so here's a little ficlet from that time i challenged myself to fill a bunch of prompts while keeping it under 1K, then gave up after doing two lol.)

Rating: G Notes: pre-relationship

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The first time Sanji heard the name Roronoa Zoro, it came from a table of drunk Marines.

He had come by with a few more bottles of wine for them just in time to hear one saying to the others, “I’m tellin’ you, everything you’ve heard about Roronoa Zoro is true! That man’s more demon than he is human!”

“Rubbish,” scoffed another. “He’s just another lowlife bounty hunter, ain’t nothing to be scared of.”

“You didn’t see him at the base last week,” the first man muttered. “Brought in a body he’d cut clean in half. Just dumped it in front of us and asked for his payment, like it was nothin’. He looked right at me and I swear his eyes were glowin’ red.”

“Were his eyes glowing, or were you just drunk on shift again?” someone else piped up, and Sanji got caught up in the ensuing brawl when someone carelessly knocked an entire plate of pasta on the floor.

He didn’t think much of the marine’s story until a few weeks later, when he heard the name Roronoa Zoro again; this time coming from a group of nearby islanders out celebrating their Mayor’s birthday. 

“They say he’s more monster than man; a demon in disguise,” a pretty lady with chestnut hair and plunging cleavage said, smiling coyly at Sanji when he handed her a free aperitif and making him swoon.

“Probably true,” the Mayor laughed. “Certainly no man I know could have cut down ten pirates in a single blow. But he saved the village from them, so I can’t rightly complain.”

“Did his eyes glow red?” the lady asked, hiding her smile behind a delicate hand; Sanji had never been more in love. “I’ve heard gazing into them is like looking into the fires of hell itself.”

“I don’t know that I’d go that far,” the Mayor answered. “Though I will admit, his stare was quite intense. I felt like I couldn’t look straight at him.”

“How fascinating. I’d love to meet him myself someday,” the lady sighed dreamily, and even though Sanji didn’t know him, he decided at that moment that he hated Roronoa Zoro, and if he ever met this so-called demon, Sanji would show him what real hellfire looked like.

Stories and gossip flowed more freely than wine at the Baratie, and tales about the Demon of East Blue kept coming in; his unmatched skill with a blade, the incredible haul of pirates both dead and alive he’d dumped at naval bases, the evil red glow of his terrible eyes. If he so much as looks at you, you’re already dead, Sanji heard whispered more than once. 

He didn’t buy that for a second, but he did start to wonder what the pirate hunter’s eyes actually looked like, given how often they were mentioned, always with an undercurrent of awe and terror. Maybe they really were red. Maybe they really did glow. Sanji doubted he was really a demon from the depths of hell, but then again, he’d heard stories of impossible things out on the Grand Line from Zeff plenty of times. Maybe he was a devil fruit user, and his power was somehow held within his eyes.

Slowly, an image of the infamous Demon of the East Blue began taking shape in Sanji’s mind, and while he couldn’t have said exactly what it entailed, it was definitely something only vaguely human with terrible, glowing red eyes. So when a swordsman with by the name of Zoro showed up one afternoon at the Baratie following his captain-come-Zeff’s new chore boy, it didn’t register to Sanji that this was Roronoa Zoro until the idiot challenged Dracule Mihawk to a fight, and one of Don Krieg’s men started screaming about a pirate hunter.

And as Sanji stared at him, this myth of a man, this terrifying swordsman, this supposed demon from the depth of hell itself, he only had one thought. I can’t believe no one’s ever mentioned how fucking stupid his hair is.

[camiene]

suits tie and a misleading smile gets me going

[varlagimler]

[sandsofsolstice]

another castiel with dean's soul.......... he guards it like a dragon btw........ he will keep it safe at all costs....... keep it warm, even...... alt versions below thy line.....

[killer-blowmybrain]

What is pussy 0w0?

Is it food?

........ uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh-- 😨😨

errmmm,, how i explain this

AND NO IT'S NOT FOOD- 😭😭

[ghostie-ships]

Get to know your mutuals.

Guidelines: Answer the questions and tag six of your mutuals.

(I'll probably tag like two or three people tbh, I like being tagged in stuff but I always feel annoying when I do it)

Tagged by @officialnostradamus

1. Favorite Color:

✨🌱 Green 🌱✨

2. Last Song You Played:

Peace & Quiet by Lia Knapp

3. Currently Reading:

This is kind of embarrassing because if I'm being honest I haven't read a book in a hot minute but I really enjoyed the Villains series by V.E. Schwab which was the last thing I read

4. Currently Watching:

I've been really into Bobs Burgers lately tbh

5. Currently Craving:

Vietnamese food, pretty much always. Also tiramisu? I think? Idk I'm kind of high 🤭

6. Coffee or Tea:

Okay so this one is a bit of a doozy because I genuinely really like both quite a lot but overall I think I have to say coffee, I'm a caffeine addicted goblin who runs on coffee and gay thoughts.

As per usual tags are just if you wanna do it, no pressure 🫶🏻 @pwney @honeybreadbee @what-a-bastard