Hm? Oh don't act so fucking stupid, you knew what I was the moment I flashed you that smile. I made sure you could see my fangs darling.
It really is quite funny, the stories humans tell of how holy water and crucifixes kill my kind. You all do tend to exaggerate. Sure the holy water stings, and a crucifix may burn a bit if it touches our skin, but that's nothing for those who can tolerate it...or those who enjoy a bit of pain now and then.
You don't believe me? Then take that holy water right there...yes, perfect. Pour it over my hand. That's it, good pet ...mmmm fuck that feels good~
See, My fingers may be a bit red but they're still there.
Are you scared, my child?