#vampire!batfam

[junespriince]

Lavender and strawberries cream au Wally aita post

Am I the asshole?

Me, 29m just wants my boyfriend 27m to eat, but he won't! And it not a disorder, trust me I looked into it and finally had to corner him to ask why he won't drink the blood I'm offering him. He's afraid I'll die! Hello??? Speedster here?? I can superheal that's the other part of my abilities! Also rude to think I can't fight him off, he's very ticklish, I would survive.

I even tried blood substitutes! Slade blood makes sense, even I wouldn't be that's desperate, he won't drink animals blood because his son, 13m, won't drink animals blood anymore after a cow, and he won't drink stolen blood bank blood! I'm running out of options!! He has to eat, vampire do have to eat right? That's what Google, fanfics, and twilight told me... Oh fuck... Maybe I am the asshole!?

I'll just corner my boss who is his father and get the information out of him!

Edit: no go, I think my boyfriend can't eat without anxiety, HOW DO I FIX THAT??? VAMPIRE THERAPY???

[marimcbabe-blog]

Ok Vampire Batfam AU: what are the girls? Are they all vampires? Personally I see Selina as a werecat. And Babs strikes me as a low key terrifying witch like is she good or bad??? Answer is it depends on her mood. idk there are lots of possibilities. I like the idea that Steph is a MUCH scarier vamp than Tim and rubs it in his face every chance she gets bc haha loser lame nerd Tim u don't even know how to Vampire lol

the gals are vampires too. in my vampire au everyone is either a vampire or not a vampire, or, more specifically, every bat-person is a vampire and, as of currently, everyone else is human/whatever else they are in comic canon. however, there is more room for differentiation in my supernatural au, which i cant remember if ive actually put together or not???

[marimcbabe-blog]

Some myths about vampires say that, if they have a source of food that they keep around for a long time, they'll mark them as a way of warding off other vampires. Not just like a regular bite-mark but like a special sort of hickey? (This is also the case for several other supernatural creatures, such as demons.) Imagine the vampboys leaving marks like that on their s/o ❤️

i feel like vampire batfam would not. do that. because they'd see their s/o as the complete opposite of a source of food and would probably refrain from doing anything to them that would in any way make them seem like a food source??? even if it was to ward off other vampires???? like i think theyd all just be like ???? nah bruh i dont own them theyre their own person this is not necessary. if s/o wanted them to they might but thats the only case i could see it happening maybe.

[marimcbabe-blog]

You thinking that the batfam vamps would age super slowly is actually totally valid!! There are some authors and myths that portray vampires this way, in fact. One that comes to mind is Darren Shan's Cirque du Freak. Full-fledged vampires age at about 1/8 of the rate that humans do, and half-vampires age at about 1/4 of the rate humans do, as far as memory serves uwu

yes yes good this is what i was thinking of

[marimcbabe-blog]

ok but addams! s/o gossiping w/ fam as vampire bat be in the bathroom. "oh my, they have such attractive dark circles" "why is the blonde so cheery" "what cave did you find them from?" "such a beautiful shade of red hair" "are they old or new money?" "do you think they'll like my stew?" "now now you shouldn't set your expectation so high, not everyone can be as gifted as we are" "that one looks as if they've seen death, how fortunate!"

im crying they’re so cute. okay but my favorite thing is batfam never ceasing to be amazing/horrified by addams s/o and family like every time they visit they are just internally like “holy fuck these people actually exist and arent locked up in a penitentiary this is. mystifying.”

also momticia bein like “would you care for a drink?” and batfam being like “yes please thank you” and they assume its just gonna be. water or wine or some normal drink bc theyre a vampire but they can still eat human food. but. it ends up being a glass of straight up blood. and batfam is like w h at the– how??? momticia just smiles like “:)))) freshly squeezed, just this afternoon. I hope you dont min AB positive.” batfam like what???????WHAT?????????? FRESHLY SQUEEZED????? THIS!!! SMELLS LIKE HUMAN BLOOD!!!!!!?????? 

[marimcbabe-blog]

"is that your bathing suit?" "is that your overbite." also can i dredge up vampire batfam au w/ addams! S/O. they go see their s/o for a dinner date with the family and s/o's sis wednesday asks if they'll kiss marie antoinette goodnight. i'm still debating over whether or not the addams over serve them batwings. i mean they probably wouldn't? but gradnmama might serve gummy batwing that look scarily real to see them flinch.

i feel like they would serve bat wings but they’d also be like “what’s wrong, aren’t you hungry? …..oh, right, don’t worry, dear, they arent (whatever species they can turn into) wings.” batfam is a lil green like ……………oh…..yes, of course………..thats very reassuring dear………where exactly is the bathroom again????? omf s/o like “i wonder what’s gotten into them… you know, over 1,500 animal species have been known to engage in cannibalism. perhaps i’ve set my expectations a tad high…”

[marimcbabe-blog]

confession: i rly wanna know if you ever got my ask about addams!S/O being mistaken for the vampire instead of vampire!batman ?? like my computer crashed as i sent that and i just kinda prayed to jesus that it sent but i didn't want to ask and end up looking pushy? i'm srry

OH SHIT I JUST SCROLLED THROUGH MY ASK BOX AND I’M ASSUMMING ITS THIS ONE???:

“Addam!S/O being the one mistaken for the vampire instead of actual vampire batkid. like they’re always in the shade, eating God knows what, etc etc”

WHAT I DONT UNDERSTAND IS HOW I MISSED IT GODDAMN THIS IS A PRIME A++ ADDITION TO BOTH MY VAMPIRE!BATFAM AU AND MY ADDAMS!S/O AU GOOD ON U M8

[marimcbabe-blog]

And what about the animals they will transform into? Like obv Bruce is a bat Dick is a robin, Jay is.. who knows (something thay doesnt fly prob), damian is a baby bat or a raven? And let's not talk about Tim he sucks at transformation--

if they could transform, id say yeah bruce and dami are bats. i feel like dick would be like. a dog or something idk. like a big black dog or maybe a wolf. i want jason to be like a black cat bc that would be hilarious. tim probably cant even turn into an animal lmao he probably just turns into like. black mist. or something