Jun 4, 2025
[ The Vampires Wife ]
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[ The Vampires Wife ]
I was thinking about a vampire cat and how nobody would ever figure out he's a vampire
"aw little guy come here <3" Always invited in
"Yeah, my cat really is a biter, he even draws blood, but he's so cute"
"Don't cats usually like the sun? Why does yours hate it?" "Well why does he do anything? cats are weird, man"
3AM = perfect time to be awake and run around the house
Never has to disappear into smoke or bats. Just disappears and appears out of thin air (and underfoot) normally, like all cats do
Hates garlic... well, duh!
"Isn't your cat like 30 years old? And he's still so spry" "Yeah, he's probably one of those fancy breeds, I dunno, we found him in a dumpster."
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He does not like your garlic
