#vanity blogging

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my gay male roommate asked me why there’s no lesbian version of grindr and then immediately said “oh right. i forgot that you guys are Like That.”

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today i cooked for, [redacted], and watched queer eye with a very endearing pillow princess who was 1) assertive and bossy* in a sexy way and 2) 100% respectful of my ~stone butch boundaries~ as i asserted them and then listened to abba and drank wine with friends and basically today has been lit.

* i have determined that i am a giver and not a receiver BUT i can give in a top way or a bottom way which is pretty cool.

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in 20 minutes i went from aggressively making out with my gf on a street corner to reading the book of leviticus in bed with carrots and apples so uh that’s the duality of man or at least of molly sofonisbaanguissola

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tfw one of your friends from middle school messages you to say she’s moving to your city and oh hey btw she’s also a lesbian now!!!!

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what i say: i am extremely well-read about this topic.

what men hear me say: please explain it to me condescendingly and incorrectly.

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tfw your assailant/rapist(?) messages you “hope you’re well, haven’t heard from you in a minute” NO I AM NOT WELL ACTUALLY BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED ME BUT THANKS FOR ASKING

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big want of the day: a tattoo of violets and the text “with all my intelligence”