#velvetdevilmerlot

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velvetdevilmerlot replied to your post:sometimes i remember that i have a playlist with...

i love you

i love you too omg

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velvetdevilmerlot replied to your post “WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YOU DOING ASKING A CLOWN THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT TO CHEER YOUR SHITTY MAN CHILD UP?!”

also why did the chiquita in the first ep think her boyfriend HIRED THAT FUCKING CLOWN

FUCKING RIGHT?! HELLO this dude has a mouth SEWN AROUND HIS ACTUAL FACE WHY WOULD YOUR BOYFRIEND DO THAT TO YOU?!

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velvetdevilmerlot replied to your post:i want to play with themes buh

u should do my personal theme 4 me bae

apparently my friends want me to go to the mall with them?

but hey if you give me some criteria i'll try when i get back? depending on what time i go

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velvetdevilmerlot replied to your post:what i should do is just get the haircut that i...

u would be slightly matty healy-ish

now if only i could be that attractive

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velvetdevilmerlot replied to your post:dan avidan has better legs than i do

can u get on aim pls

i have to go out soon but you can text me if you want

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velvetdevilmerlot replied to your post:sad that i’ll probably never date a girl from...

i’ll make believe and u can date me :/

lemme tell u but a girl from jersey she was lookin so fine wit 'er hips so cuuuuurvy i want 'er over down in seaside heights wit a boardwalk fight at the end of the night AYYY hold up got a situation got condensation from the girl's gyraAAAtion she hot like the girl next door wit her tig ol bitties that i can't ignore

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velvetdevilmerlot replied to your post:i was creepily obsessed with the reba show once

IF I WERE A BOOOOOOOOY

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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velvetdevilmerlot replied to your post:my chem teacher told me today “you know you’re...

Punch them THAT’LL SHOW EM

i'm nOT PUNCHING