#vernon schillinger

[wawamouse]

Oz textposts (51/?)

[ozimagines]

Just a rough draft lol; let me know anything else I should add to the next one.

[brun0washere]

Reviving a problematic OC for the express purpose of torturing and hurting Vern? More likely than you think!

[whichgreathousewouldtheybepartof]

Vernon Schillinger From HBO's OZ

If Vernon Schillinger (HBO's Oz) was in Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, which Great House of Westeros would they be part of or at least the most affiliated with?

House Targaryen

House Stark

House Lannister

House Baratheon

House Greyjoy

House Tully

House Arryn

House Martell

House Tyrell

Voting ended onMay 31

Ways to approach the poll if the character isn’t a royal:

If you think they’d be from a smaller house, go with the Great House that that smaller house is sworn to (ex: House Manderly —> vote Stark)

They don’t have to be a nobleperson, they can be someone working for the house or being ruled by them. Roles could be a sworn-sword, a septa, a butcher, a blacksmith, or even a lowly peasant.

You can consider the region itself. For example, if you feel the character would be from Dorne, pick House Martell.

You can consider the personality of the character. For example, if your character is all about honor, then consider either House Arryn or House Stark.

Last, but not least, be creative with it! For example, there was a comment I read that the character who was the subject of the poll would be pulling a Littlefinger, so they went with either Lannister or Tyrell as that would be that character’s target houses.

[scurvyratt]

Oz characters who would be on Tik Tok:

Busmalis: He wouldn't really get it but would have an ironic turned wholesome fandom😭

Kenny: posting thirst traps probably 😭😭

Omar: his fyp would be very bizarre

Poet: He'd either have actual fans or ppl would be making fun of him in the comments lol

Pancamo: He'd post vids of himself shirtless + flexing and middle aged women with a filter on would stitch it and thirst over him

Ryan: He'd probably be very problematic but uncancellable like Trisha Paytas

Chico: Idk what he would post but he's def fighting people in the comments 😭😭😭😭

Miguel: He'd be normal I think lol

Morales: He'd be in the comments of women's vids like "Wow you are so beautiful😍😍😍😍😍"

Hill: Probably posting self betterment stuff idk lol

Honorable mentions:

Said: He'd be posting political things on Facebook. His younger followers are begging him to make a Tik Tok but he thinks it's stupid

Tobias: You can only find him on Linkedin

Keller: probably posts minion memes on facebook

McManus: Lurks on Facebook

Schillinger: Posts maga stuff on Facebook and other boomer nostalgia content lol. Thinks Tik Tok is turning kids trans 😭

[danthepest]

You know, its kinda sad that for all of Beecher's good intentions and efforts, he really sucks at comforting and helping people. If anything, he tends to make things worse.

His efforts with Hill, Keller, Ryan, Gunzel, Winthrop, even Kareem and Schillinger all end in disaster. Granted, some of them aren't his fault. Schillinger was never gonna admit that Beecher would have anything but misplaced issues with him and Gunzel was so homophobic that it overrides his common sense, but still.

Even his "successful" attempts end up worse off than before, like poor Andrew.

[chuckypancamosvoluptuousbosom]

Oz + Reductress [3/?]

[miguelryan]

Notice something else funny? When everyone runs to break up Vern and Andy's fight, Ryan eats an apple.

That explains everything about O'Reily, just everything.

p.s. : I'm sad that Andy's story ended the way it did. So I am eternally grateful for the fic Pawn. If you too are drawing a parallel between Andy and Ryan's stories, I encourage you to read this.