#vigilantebullshit

[gloriousxdarkness]

DEFENDERS 1.01 // accepting // @vigilantebullshit sent — " hero's your word. not mine. "

Elektra pauses briefly at the indignity of being interrupted, eyes narrowing. She'd been referring to the quartet of heroes that had stood against the Hand, and by extension herself, some time ago. "Right." She actually understands resisting the term, feels a smidge of recognition that like her, Jessica Jones uses no other name except her own. Anyway, the point is... "You're smart. You fight well. And I think this is something best kept from either of our ex-boyfriends."

[murkyhazed-is-archiving]

@vigilantebullshit cont. from here.

               it   really   makes   him   wonder   how   many   OTHER   pricks   are   out   there   living   double   lives   and   lying   to   their   spouse.      women   can   be   the   culprit   too,   and   he   has   in   fact   tailed   a   few   women   in   his   career.      but   back   to   the   matter   at   hand,   his   current   subject   was   currently   in   line   at   the   fast   food   joint.      nothing   TOO   suspicious,   but   for   the   fact   he   seemed   to   be   ordering   a   lot   more   food   than   what   was   appropriate   for   three   people.

               ❝   about   a   week   now.      i’m   starting   to   think   that   MY   client   was   the   mistress,   because   they’ve   only   got   one   kid,   four   years   old.      i’m   thinking   we   should   COMBINE   our   information,   if   you’re   up   for   sitting   down   with   me?      i   want   to   have   ALL   the   facts   for   my   client,   as   i’m   sure   you   want   the   same   for   yours.   ❞

[gloriousxdarkness]

THE MUMMY (1999) // accepting // @vigilantebullshit sent — ❝ compared to you, the other plagues were a joy. ❞

The tripped security system lights up every floor of the building like Christmas, the persistent high-pitched blares still echoing in Elektra’s ears. Escaped, but barely, and only after bypassing the auto-lock features on the doors by breaking glass and taking a six-story free fall onto an unsuspecting vehicle below.

Elektra lands on the trunk, absorbing the impact with control. She rises up from bended knee and takes in her battered partner.

❝ compared to you, the other plagues were a joy. ❞

She notes the complaint about the chaos but weighs it against their goal being met. "You've handled worse." She hops off the trunk like a springboard and starts moving. "We need distance."

[shadowbrn]

jessica  jones  (  @vigilantebullshit  )  said  to  bex  bailey  ;  ❝ this isn’t gonna end well. ❞

❝  no,  usually  doesn't.  ❞  bex  frowned  as  she  looked  over  at  jessica.  she  didn't  plan  on  participating  in  a  bar  brawl  today.  but  apparently  that  was  now  the  aftermath  of  being  a  private  investigator.  she'd  never  heard  of  this  part  of  the  job  from  hudson,  but  maybe  she  was  just  a  bit  more  .  .  .  intense  than  he  was.  ❝  but  you  and  i  got  this.  i've  had  a  fight  or  two  in  my  day.  i'll  take  another.  ❞

[doctordonovan]

❝ wow, that’s terrible. here, you try it. ❞

❝ when they say caring is sharing, ❞   words are lowly uttered,  slow as though there's any true thought going into words.  recent months have been nothing but endless hell,  one disaster after another.  hearing bobby tried to hire PI to find her is...  far more horrific than it is surprising.   he never could deal with not getting the last word,  claiming upset she'd told police he was a prime suspect ( her smashed car, the endless phone calls,   the breathing without a voice  ),    claiming she would only ever be safe again by his side.   no,   hiring a PI was very much something he would do no matter how her disappearing from planet's face is for good reason.   ❝ I'm not sure bad coffee was on the list. ❞

even if he isn't her stalker,  he seems determined to also hunt her down.

whilst she doesn't drink from the mug @vigilantebullshit places before her,  maeve gently holds it all the same,   glad at least for the warmth of it now that her bones feel incapable of her warming again.  ❝ I'm no expert but no coffee is meant to smell like that. ❞

[revenantinflames]

@vigilantebullshit sent a prompt - Bird Headcanon 🧯⤷ Closed

Owl - is your muse a day person or a night person? What do they do during this time?

I think he is both!! I think both have pros and cons for him! Like the day time is great, he gets to hang out with Frank and Val, enjoy the sun, do brunch, go shopping, harass Ben — but night time is a different kind of good. It's late dinners, city lights, dancing, nightlife, and flights through the city at midnight. Both are good.

[doctordonovan]

❝ well, that’s a new one. ❞

death seems not to want her:   and whilst scar remains,   proof of where bullet entered side of forehead,  where first death came hot  &&   brutal...  death-kissed and death-touched are very much not the same.    (   it isn't that she didn't die  -   there was no lie to that.  even now,  so long later,  maeve cannot fully close her eyes without the fear that all there will be forever more is darkness.  )    at some point,  the universe is sure to realise it made a mistake.  at some point,  borrowed time is going to slip through her fingers like warm sand.

or at least scientists can only hope that is the case.  because if not - if this was somehow meant to be and this time is her own - how long will she be stuck alive again?

❝ @vigilantebullshit. ❞   smile comes far more subtly than it did even back when PI had known her,  surprise winning over walls as she has spent time so carefully building.   still file is put down,  nodding at woman who accompanied jessica in that it's fine to leave them alone.  ❝ I-   I'm so sorry.  if I'd realised it was you looking into the safehouses,  I'd have made it a bit less jigsaw. ❞

[revenantinflames]

Continued from here for @vigilantebullshit

"C'mon Jess, you know that's not fair. I don't exactly get much say in when we're off-planet and when we're not." It was something he'd been hearing just a little too much of lately — I needed help and you guys weren't there — It didn't sit well with Johnny. He'd have to talk to Reed about that, see what their options were when it came to some more permanent second-stringers.

Johnny couldn't help but cringe as Jessica heaved up a hunk of... something. That was it. Didn't matter how pissed she'd be at him — how pissed she already was — he couldn't just let her walk away in this condition. Drew wouldn't let him live it down, either.

"I don't give a crap about the papers!" He yelled, hands planted firmly on his hips. "What I give a crap about is you hacking up God-knows-what and you're — what? Gonna' go and drink about it and hope you wake up better tomorrow? Just-- just sit your ass back down, stop being so damn stubborn and let me help you."