Lee’s Leo-verse Special Edition
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Echo: You know you can die from that, right? Snapdragon: smoking a cigarette That’s the point. Tribute: drinking alcohol We’re trying to speed this up. Trainee: Eating raw cookie dough and nodding
Snapdragon: double checking supplies in the boat Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen. Blue: Hot dog costumes! Snapdragon: I’m sorry, what? Blue: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Trainee, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Trainee hates hot dogs, so they probably won’t eat us. Snapdragon: Are you saying that Trainee would rather eat us than hot dogs? Trainee: I do hate hot dogs.
Tribute: makes Champ a cup of tea but puts salt in it Champ: sips tea Tribute: Champ: finishes tea Tribute: Didn't it taste bad? Champ: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. Tribute, tearing up: Oh, okay.
Dicentra: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Echo: What do you three have to say for yourself? Dicentra: Trainee: Snapdragon: Oops?
Dicentra: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."
Trainee: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Hope: I'm very disappointed in you, Tribute. Echo: C'mon, don't get mad at Tribute! Hope: Echo, stop telling Tribute it's okay for them to punch you! They need to learn not to punch people! Echo: But I'm not a person! Tribute: Which is why I punched them!
Echo: Hello Tribute, made anyone cry today? Tribute: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
Ghost: Hello, I'm Ghost. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.
Tribute, singing: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice Snapdragon, also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out!
Dicentra: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
Ghost: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
Echo: Comparing Ghost and Sensei is like comparing apples and oranges. Ghost: We’re both unique in our own ways? Echo: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. Sensei: Which one of us is the orange?
Tribute is laying on the floor with their eyes closed Snapdragon: Hey, are they sleeping or dead? Trainee: Bluefully dead, I hated them. Snapdragon: Yeah, me too. Tribute, sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.
Tribute: Prepare to feel really bad about yourself. Ghost: I’ve been prepared for that my entire life. Tribute: Ghost: Or something mean about you.
Echo: What’s the status up here? Dicentra: Fucked up, about to die, Blue’s a nerd. The usual.
Snapdragon: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Sensei: Strong. Ghost: Weak. Dicentra: An idiot, is what your are.
Blue: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times. Echo: I hope you understand how food poisoning works. Blue: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger i couldn’t eat.
Blue: ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.'
Hope: Are you free tomorrow? Snapdragon: No, I’m fucking expensive every day.
Champ, to Echo: If you see Sensei, give them this message makes a neutral face Champ: They'll know what it means. later Echo: oh, and Champ said to give you a message. Echo: makes a neutral face Sensei: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
