BREAKING: Trump hypes pot brownies as βa promising cure to the virusβ
Sam Tyre, Staff Reporter
In his latest press briefing, President Trump brought up the latest in the search for a Wuhan Lab Communist Virus cure: marijuana.Β
βOur administration has made a great discovery today, one of the greatest. And it tastes good. I have a hunch it cures the virus. People like it. They say it has made them feel better, like they were basically cured. Itβs great. A big achievement.β When a Fake News reporter asked him if he was prescribed the treatment, he responded, βI discussed with him, a great man, and he said it was the best. It would make me feel really great. And I respect him, heβs a respectable man. Heβs great.βΒ
He refused to comment on who he was referring to. Our reporter asked if he recommended that others take marijuana as well. He replied,Β
βItβs great. It makes me really good. And happy. I feel great. I think everyone should, they should look into trying some of this cure. It seems to work, Iβve been told. I feel great. I use it in food, helps it go down easier. You can cook it in brownies. Have you heard of that, Doctor? Itβs in brownies. You can, it can be cooked. Itβs great. The best cure. I think everyone should be looking into taking it.βΒ
To gather more information on this new discovery, we spoke to a chiropractor, Micheal Rhoads.Β
βI think itβs very promising. The President has been doing some thorough research, and it seems to be quite effective. There are some side effects, yes, but it still appears to help people. Several people have reported improved symptoms to disease, and itβs a good thing to look into. I think our President is doing a great job, and I hope we will have less interference by the Democrats. They keep attacking the Presidentβs cures. Heβs trying to save the country. Heβs doing a great job. I have a medical degree, so I should know.βΒ
Most recently, some labs are investigating the effectiveness of this new treatment when combined with some other drugs, methamphetamine and crack cocaine. We hope to see some positive results from the study and expect a vaccine in the coming weeks.
