"What even is Captain America? A guy who lived in ice for almost 6 decades?"
"Imagine being that old and lost in time. Maybe he made a deal with the devil."
"I wouldn't be surprise, he isn't human."
The cackles were heard, Steve fought to repress the chirps that could formulate among his sighs. Ever since Bucky own strange dna showing up and his own oddities, he felt the glares. He felt the mockery.
He was use to it. To skinny, sick, weak, and overall a burden to being to much. To strange. Weird. Subhuman. Over and over again. But then he sees Tony talk, the dots of electric arc blue, the super computer for a brain. Bucky who eyes reflected if a light hits them. His k9s being more fangs and the general Mish mash of seasonal hair change.
Then Clint who should have died over and over again. Standing there talking loudly and boldly, next to Sam and Natasha. Sam who was more enthralled with talking to Red Wing and his little Red Robin. Soft tweets being heard as the Falcon didn't pay attention to the strange looks. Natasha own past shrouded.
Old enough to be his mother? Young enough to be his sister? Or something else? She like Clint should have died many times but she hasn't. Injuries healing up far better than others. Her sight... not like Buckys but she has a sense about her that put even Spiderman on edge.
Vision, neither man nor machine. He was something new but comfortable in his skin. He is just is. Pietro, a man who died. Revived. Who can run faster than a bullet. Who body now van deal with Mach 1 speeds at a short burst but even then, he was something else. Magic born? Mutant born? Human born?
Then, the kids. Kurt talking with Ultron eating snacks. Even with the stares from adults, the kids were kids.
Looking around he spotted so many unique people who went through the days and lives with ridicule. Thor and Bruce who stood there confident, so confident people sneered and ran.
Then, he saw a hand on his shoulder and the cologne of redwood. He leaned his head back, to the strangest fella ever. Rhodes.
He seen it all and possibly done it all. He survived thing he shouldn't have. He kept his job even when he was threaten with being fired. He is a superhero. A genius. A guy who moves with grace, wheel chair, walking cane's, or on his own. This phenomenal man, James Rhodes took a seat next to him.
Steve swallowed thickly as the colonel head jutted to tue group that whispered things about them all, "people can be assholes. Heard I was slobbing your knob to stay on the team."
What?! Steve eyes whipped to find who said that only to see Tony tearing someone a new one. Rhodes eyes crinkled with a vicious smile, "Yeah, tones is on a rampage today. Others are joining."
Oh.
He looked around, Natasha polite glares. Clint bold blackmail. Sam fingers moving, a procedure to show the blackmail evidence. Bucky the looming shadow as Tony ripped into a crowd. Bruce face a tint green. Thor chest puffed up.
Oh. This was a war path for them.
"We are heroes Teddy."
Rhodes hummed in agreeance, "but we are still people."
Vision floated as he spoke down to someone. Pietro voice carried with laughter.
"We have every right to express our discontent against assholes, yeah?"
Steve blinked slowly as he watched his friends and teammates take over the night. Natasha taking the kids to eat. Bruce and Thor commanding the dance floor. Tony and Bucky following suit.
"You're right... you want to dance with me?"
Rhodey pressed a soft kiss on Steve cheek, "Come on froggy."
Pepperony are TECHNICALLY grandparents now. Bear with me and let me explain. Tony treats his creations like his own kids right? Vision is mostly his creation right? The Vision in Westview was essentially the same person right? So it stands to reason that he’s still for all intents and purposes a Tony Stark creation right? This means that Tommy and Billy are technically Tony and Pepper’s grandchildren. And that they’re Morgan’s nephew. And hey. If you like to think that Wanda sees Clint as a father figure then this means that the twins are claura’s grandsons as well. Cooper, Lila and Nathaniel have nephews now too.
And yeah. I know people are gonna be on this calling me out or some shit like that. Mostly the “Tony bad”/“Tony good/“Wanda bad”/“Wanda good”/“we hate the Barton family”/“Clint should’ve died instead if Natasha” crowd. So let me cut them off at the knees and say. I don’t care. I like all these characters. You have your headcanons. I have mine. And while I vastly prefer scarlet America as my otp for Wanda. I don’t hate Vision. Anyway.
TL;DR: If you want to look at it from the family angle that fans are so preoccupied with then the Maximoff twins can technically be seen as the grandchildren of pepperony and claura.
either how would Vision get Morgan to go to bed OR Vis' reactions to the utter general nonsense 5-year-olds come up with when playing?
Morgan has her father’s sense of bedtime, which is literally no bedtime. She doesn’t fall asleep easily, not when everyone else is awake, or her mind is racing with all of her ideas. (Oh come on, she’s not falling asleep when she just got an idea for how to make her own little puppy bot! It’s not right!)
In this event, there are many things that one can do to alleviate the consciousness. 1.) Call Tony. She’s a daddy’s girl for a reason, and that reason is he spoils her beyond belief and often reads or sings to her. 2.) Call Pepper. She has her “mom gaze” perfected, and Morgan will listen to her. She also can read to Morgan, or tell her stories about when she was a little girl.
Vision is the last option, and that’s when she’s had a rough night and won’t listen to either Tony or Pepper.
Vision’s a cool uncle type, and Morgan loves talking to him. He literally knows almost everything informational, although he’s still a bit not-quite-up-to-date on pop culture and current references. That’s okay, because Morgan doesn’t need that.
He reads to her. And it’s different from dad or mom reading, because Vision doesn’t like to read her the “child-friendly” books that are on the shelves. He brings his own.
So she will get a biography on Handel, or a novel discussing a murder mystery.
“Why are you reading my child a murder mystery?” Tony asks. “She’s going to have nightmares!”
“It’s not detailed,” Vision argues. “Besides, we’re solving it tonight.”
Sometimes, he will tell her about scientific processes, what he’s editing on Wikipedia (he’s making every historical event wildly incorrect with a bit of input from Thor), or teach her about the storied constellations.
