#voltari yonderland

[zoologayy]

[violent-backed-starling]

Giles: Are you in love with Voltari?

Dissectus: No…

Giles: Then why do you draw “D+V” everywhere?

Dissectus: It stands for destruction and violence.

[zoologayy]

Giles is sick of their shit

[violent-backed-starling]

Negatus: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Voltari: Spear.

Negatus: BLOCKED.

[violent-backed-starling]

Negatus: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

Giles: What the fuck?

Voltari: He's having an idea.

[violent-backed-starling]

Voltari: That's ridiculous, Dissectus doesn't have a crush on me.

Giles: Yes he does.

Bu'jet Kutz: Yes he does.

Dissectus: Yes I do.

[violent-backed-starling]

Dissectus: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Voltari: That's great, Dissectus. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

[violent-backed-starling]

Voltari: I owe you one.

Dissectus: That’s okay. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.