#vulpes shitposting

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Vulpes: *admits defeat, throws self off dam*

Vulpes: *springs back up because six decided bungee-jumping would be a fun new thing for him to try*

Vulpes: FOR THE LOVE OF MARS, COURIER

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When Vulpes finds photos of Football players and Arcade explains that Football was a sport that wasn't supposed to have bloodshed, and children played it as a "non-contact" sport. That was not a good day at the Fort.

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When Vulpes wakes up his hair is a wreck and all his men secretly make fun of him for it. Vulpes doesn't snore, but he does drool a lot. If you try to wake Vulpes up when he's deeply asleep, he'll kick you without even opening an eye. Vulpes gets up the same time every day, and if you wake him up even two minutes early outside of a real emergency, he'll throw you off the dam. When he gets into bed, Vulpes goes to sleep on his side. When he wakes up, he's on his stomach and the blankets are a wreck. Never tickle a sleeping Vulpes. Sometimes Vulpes talks in his sleep. Usually it's just dumb things like Hail Caesar and Fuck NCR, but occasionally he can be heard saying damn it Antony, not again. No one is sure what this is referring to, and Vulpes isn't telling.