Hoohoohoo... I have an evil one for you. Number 8 with Rasputin and TR3-VR
you turd (affectionate)
You get Risen!Rasputin because I'm lazy and he's easy to stuff (snrk) in anywhere. And he's a lot of fun :3
He hadn't meant for his explorations of the Tower to take him this deep. Rasputin hadn't entirely been paying attention to where his feet and his sensors had led him, but he pushed down the little burst of concern. If he couldn't find his own way out of these catacombs, Caerus would know the way. The little drone fretted to much not to.
He didn't mention any of this to the Ghost, however. Instead he came to a stop at the mouth of a cavernous ventilation shaft. It was a long drop, but there was a bottom that he could see, so like any Lightbearer worth his salt, Rasputin simply hopped down into the abyss.
"There...are lifts just over there, you know," Caerus appeared at his shoulder, illuminating a little spotlight into the suddenly much darker space. Rasputin glanced sideways at him.
"Hush."
His boots clunked loudly, the metal floor beneath him thin, and Rasputin proceeded much more cautiously as he stepped into an aluminum corridor - an air duct not quite tall enough for him to stand entirely straight in. Head lowered, he took a curious step forward.
He could tell there was something in here. A mechanical hum could be heard in the distance, and the ozone bite of Arc energy filled the space. For a moment, he didn't move, listening, thinking. Then, Rasputin let out a soft bleat of binary: a call and a greeting to something he had more affinity with than the body he wore.
The response was immediate. A great roar of movement, writhing Arc energy and bright lights, heading right his way as something exactly big enough to fill the duct raced out from around a corner.
Rasputin couldn't resist taking a long step back, but the great beast of a machine trundled right up to him and then came to a screaming halt, just inches from where he stood. The roiling Arc emanating from the bulky fuselage quelled to a slow fizzle, and it let out a tiny bleep, returning Rasputin's greeting with a demure hello of its own.
Rasputin eyed the thing, curious. It was barely intelligent, but responded to his queries with clarity. What are you, what is your purpose. Who built you, why are you here?
He couldn't help but laugh to learn how many snooping Guardians it had mowed over in its years keeping the ducts clear. It had a Very Important Job and it didn't care if its victims were so-called heroes or not.
He ignored Caerus' whisper in the back of his mind that he'd come very close to meeting the same fate for the same reasons.
And anyway, the bot was busy bombarding him with similar questions. What was he? Why was he here? Who made him? Why did he look like a Guardian but speak like a construct?
All good questions, and Rasputin answered honestly with the bullet point facts, his delivery much more concise than if he'd had to relay the information to a human. It was...refreshing. He generally liked humanity, and appreciated mingling with them more than he'd ever been able to in the past, but sometimes they were...cumbersome.
The bot, it seemed, knew exactly who he was, and let out an excited bleat, and before Rasputin could retreat, surged forward. Rasputin let out a gasp, stumbling back before falling flat on his ass beneath the thing. Solar Light swelled, but then receded when he realized he was not being attacked. More or less.
Arc energy danced over him, tickling in feather-light kisses across his body, making his chest lurch and his insides squirm in a pleasant, alien manner. He coughed out a muffled laugh, turning, trying to escape the sudden onslaught of affection as it chirred and beeped at him excitedly, but he was not going to get free until it was ready to let him go, at least without damaging the thing... and misguided though its lavishing was, it was somehow...kind of sweet. So instead, Rasputin pushed at the big bot lamely, trying to discourage it with a steady stream of protests, until at last, it relented. He staggered to his feet, reeling. Everything was pleasantly numb in a fuzzy, tingly sort of way. He felt like he was floating. He stumbled back a step, glancing back. The bot shuffled forward a little further, but Rasputin had inadvertently retreated into the bigger vent where it couldn't follow. He coughed out a little burst of static when it made a particularly forlorn sound as a result.
"Th-thanks," he managed. "Keep up the good work." What else was he going to say? He'd had some weird encounters already in this new life of his, but that was by far the most awkward...which really, when he thought of it, was saying something.
"We... should get back," Caerus added helpfully. There was laughter in his voice, little bursts of static escaping like snorts. The bot obediently turned away, trundling off, and Rasputin turned on the Ghost, fixing him a crimson glare.
"Not a word." He said, shaking a finger at him threateningly. Caerus laughed. "EVER! To anyone." Rasputin emphasized. Caerus' chuckles broke into open cackling until Rasputin took a frustrated swing at him. He dodged the attack with ease, but his mirth simmered down to giggles.
"Fine fine. Our little secret...that you got snogged stupid...by a cleaner bot...!"
"YES," Rasputin barked, Light rising in a wave of heat. If a little crackle of Arc danced down his shoulders as well, he refused to acknowledge it. "Tell no one!" Caerus was still smirking at him with a cheeky squint that Rasputin didn't trust, but he let it drop when he at least got a satisfactory answer:
He really, really hoped Caerus kept that promise.