#watcher incorrect quotes

[random-incorrect-things]

Shane: I wish I could help you, but I shorn't.

Ryan: Shane, please!

Shane: What part of shorn't don't you understand?

[wellanthropologicallyspeaking]

shane and ryan as bones quotes #20

ryan: sweet

shane: sweet?

ryan: he has batman #127, featuring the hammer of thor. this is worth about three hundred bucks

shane: ryan, are you a nerd?

ryan: first of all, you mean geek. and no, i’m not, okay? it’s quite normal for an american male to read comic books

[endearing-fanatic]

Shane: What’s up guys? I’m back!

Ryan: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die!

Shane: Death is a social construct

[poiregourmande]

stephanos: as my brother rihanna used to say, “sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me”