Dec 28, 2018
gerard: WHAT ARE THOOOOOSEEE
frank: thOsE aRE mY raT fEEt
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gerard: WHAT ARE THOOOOOSEEE
frank: thOsE aRE mY raT fEEt
Frank exists next to Gerard for about 0.0004 seconds, and bites him. Everyone in a 50 mile radius gets rabies and fucking dies.
**actual events**
gabe: who ate the leftovers?
gerard: who ate my brother’s ass?
Sad frerard fan fiction
Gerard was crawling into a freezer and was about to do his daily routine of crunching up ice cubes when he heard an emo scream. It was a Hot Ice cube. “hi I am frank “ said the hot ice cube. The ice cube flew up into the air “Please kiss me human” Gerard kissed the ice cube It was cold and wet and frank melted slightly “Frank… you are melting” dooted gerard “ the burning knife wound of your goth vampire love will melt me inside” said frank “But I don’t care” Hearing the words of his song, Patrick burst out of the refrigerator “Just what you think as long as it’s abooout me” He yodeled tragically Suddenly Gerard felt something fall from his cold wet lips. Frank was melting quickly. “Goodbye forever Gerard.. our love could never work out. Your soft emo lips melted me to death But I love you for it. Gerard sobbed black eyeliner tears Frank finally disappeared into a puddle “You were the coolest dude I ever knew” said Gerard as he got on the floor and slurped up the cold dirty puddle that was once his frozen true love The end
THE RIP FIC
gerard way and serj tankian join forces and decide trump and capitalism suck.
“let’s kill him.”
“sure idfc” says gard.
anyways they go to trump towers and destroy it and then trump dies by gerard’s hand. goodnight.
gerard x reader imagine uwu
“draw me like one of your french girls!” you say to gerard. he sighs, watching sadly as you slowly and painfully turn into a snail.
ray: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD
gerard getting out of bed: augh whats goin on
frank coming up next to him: fuhk man
ray running out the room: OHHAAAHHAHA
basement gerard x reader
gerard takes u into his basement to show u his Vast collection of nerd shit or whatever.
“wanna see me sword” he asks
u nod...
he takes out the sword and accidentally cuts your head off. being the weird nerd twink he is he puts it in a jar full of embalming fluid and keeps it on his shelf.