#who tho

[millipedish]

I need more yuri in my beatbreak

[kylesdove]

??????!!!

Reader jorking it to a video of MMC crying because shes into dacryphilia???

[popponn]

so what if detective/secret agent au with either isagi or rin or sae suddenly disappearing and you—the ex who broke up with him after a real nasty argument—turns out to be the only one with a clue of what's going on, through trails left behind in places and memories the two of you shared together.

(aka he trusts you and bet everything on you.)

(or actually like, those riddle game for proposal but this time it's an actual case)

[theohnocorral]

We just think you’re neat

Apparently...

This is the most interesting reaction I've gotten to my voice text typos

[phantom0888]

I'm just every here thinking "Who the heck named Firetrucks, police/cop cars, and ambulances. Like, did they find a little kid on the street and asked them to name them? So for a fire truck and cop/police car the kid chooses to named them after the profession they are associated with, but when it came to a ambulance the kid chose the first most random made up word that came up in their mind? Like why ambulance and not doctor mobile?

SMH

And don't even get me started on why it's police, doctor, then fireman. Fireman, the name. No wonder little boys want to be Fireman when they grow up, the title literally calls them a men, that and garbage men. Men.

(Before anyone out there decides to go after me, saying that this post is somehow offensive to first responders, this post is a JOKE, okay. I respect first responders and apperceive them being around.)

[momorikoz]

can’t sleep so i’m here to tell you that the other day i was like “yeah i think so-and-so might be gay” and i got asked “what are the symptoms?”

thinking about this non-stop

ACK kahsdkfklsf idk how to reply to this

[each-wave]

you know that pussy tight when your cock slide out n it’s white as a ghost 👻