#why every time

[s-wasnthere]

i was just gonna start a new fic man :,(

[coolerdracula]

*checks the age of female character in Twin Peaks* oh no

[neutraldisaster]

*sees a dead woman and a mentally exausted mage* oh no.. oh no....

[painsandconfusion]

I am of the firm belief that starbucks is the reason thousands of people think they don't like coffee

[hriskun]

eating pizza

[chrispineofficial]

you know what fic trope i’m 100000% done w is “callused hands” like why are everybody’s hands so fucked up yall almost none of these folks would have those kinds of calluses unless ur dealing w like, a bunch of lumberjacks or pro golfers or something??? anyway from now on pretty boys’ hands are soft as a baby’s behind afaic

[onigavi]

I finally wrote a fanfic....BUT I WROTE IT FOR THE WRONG FUCKING FANDOM!!!!

You spend months talking about one fanfic you wanna write only to end right back to fucking Deltarune and undertale!! Damn you tobyyyt foxxxxxx

[beautifult999]

Why every time I went outside on mainland side for like five years straight all the Streets that sees me now after I got sober from the first time keeps asking me if I am pregnant and if I had my baby yet and every single fking dam time I always tell them I am not pregnant I am just fat. I told this to everybody and everybody still calls me pregnant for at least five years straight