(Hopefully those two pictures showed up, if not they're [here] and [here]. Credit goes to my friend [Ari]!)
Jazzhands: What a cutie
!!
Your name is ROTEMU YOSNAR, and you are a BLACKROM FICTION WRITER.
It is obvious that your hive, filled with many various BOOKS and scattered PENS on the ground, reflects your INTERESTS. One, of which, is WRITING. Boy, do you love writing. Many long days and nights have been spent inside your hive, writing to your heart’s CONTENT. However, with this delightful interest has come your INABILITY to SLEEP properly, forcing you to be awake during the BRIGHTNESS coming from Alternia’s sun.
Jazzhands: Make sure that he stays inside during this with his windows covered, since most trolls cannot handle the bright Alternian sun!
Also among your interests is your HARMONICA, which you frequently use to play OMNINOUS TUNES when you have WRITER’S BLOCK or you’re just BORED. Your EMU LUSUS likes to hear you playing the harmonica, but gets quickly angry and engages in STRIFE when your hive gets TOO MESSY for him to SLEEP AROUND.
As a dark yellow lowblood on the HEMOSPECTRUM, to which you are INDIFFERENT, you were born with PSYCHOMETRY, which allows you to learn about the PAST EVENTS of an object, such as its whereabouts and who possessed it, via touch. Many trolls would find this ability COMPLETELY USELESS. You, on the other hand, use it to spice up your BLACKROM FICTION. However, for your own survival, you have also been born with the ART of ILLUSION, where you can DECEIVE others using your voice and other techniques. It took a LONG TIME to master this art, but your hard DEDICATION and frequent amounts of EXCESS TIME during the day allowed you to do so.
Jazzhands: You should really only give him one power, so I would suggest getting rid of one of them. If you get rid of his power of illusions you can make it so he still has it but he learned it instead.
And about the hemospectrum thing, why is he indifferent?
Speaking about ROMANCE and ILLUSIONS, you still remember the first time the IMPERIAL DRONES came: you and your KISMESIS were almost CULLED for not providing a BUCKET for MATESPRITSHIP. However, your kismesis acted quickly, getting another bucket that you two had filled MONTHS IN THE PAST, BUT NOT MANY, while you caused an ILLUSION to make it seem like you had filled the bucket with a MATESPRIT. After then, you swore you would find an actual MATESPRIT before the next coming of IMPERIAL DRONES, lest you be culled…
While we’re talking about the subject of CULLING and DEATH, it is necessary to point out that you actively study and read about THANATOLOGY, which is the study of death. Specifically, you want to learn about what happens to trolls AFTER they DIE. Because of your deep desire to know more about THANATOLOGY, there is a RUMOR going around with your friends that you are actually a GHOST. You have tried to prove your EXISTENCE more than once, but as RUMORS go, they “are like song featherbeasts; they sound filling but make a poor feast.” – Troll W. Michael Gear. Or was it Troll Oscar Wilde? You always seem to FORGET.
With all of these interests, you find yourself quite INTROVERTED, as you rarely start conversations on TROLLIAN, the newest and easiest to use CHATTING PROGRAM. Your friends, whom you’ve met online, tend to PICK ON YOU for not talking to them so often, but you think it’s your FATE to be picked on, similar to your ANCESTOR, The Scribe of Mysterii.
The Scribe of Mysterii was a SCRIBE with many IRONS in the FIRE. So many irons in the fire. He was secretly a SERVANT to the (blue blood ancestor), doing errands and deeds in exchange for information about the highblood royalty to RECORD in his BOOKS like a true scribe. Most of the deeds that he had to do involved using his ILLUSIONS to influence others’ MINDS. He was almost always successful with these deeds, that one could even say he was a loyal PAGE to (blue blood). The Scribe of Mysterii has always been your ROLE MODEL, and you wish to ACHIEVE the same things he did. That is, once you can become LESS INTROVERTED…
Jazzhands: It seems you are hinting at something here hmmmm
Your FETCH MODUS for your SYLLADEX is a LIMERICK modus, where you must write a limerick about the item you wish to retrieve. This has caused many undesired results, such as EJECTING ALL YOUR ITEMS if the same limerick has been used twice in a row, and producing the WRONG ITEM if the limerick is too broad about the desired item. You allocated your strife specibus to Fountainpenkind, which has LETHAN INK when you click the top. You also have Harmonicakind in your strife portfolio; however, this specibus has proven UTTERLY WORTHLESS.
Your trolltag is theoreticalThanatologist and you type
TT: in rhyming couplets sans punctuation
TT: except using periods to show .exclamation. {OuO }
Jazzhands: You are breaking my heart with how cute he is stop omfg
You do not know it yet, but you are about to embark on a long adventure, where your title will be the PAGE of MIND, and will be transported to the land of ROT and PULSE (LORAP). Your DREAMSELF is not yet awake, however when it does you will be on the moon PROSPIT.
Jazzhands: Knew it! I am the Knower of Everything it is me!
What will you do?
Extra Info:
Name: Rotemu Yosnar (yume backwards – JPN to dream, osnar è soñar – ES to dream, has insomnia so he rarely “dreams”, Rote è Wrote, past tense write, writes blackrom fanfiction)
Sylladex / Fetch Modus: Limerick, write a limerick about item, no limerick can be used twice otherwise all items ejected.
Hobbies: Blackrom Fiction writer, harmonica player, writes blackrom late into the day in his journal, thanatology (study of death) specifically how he hopes to die, chats online with friends, illusionist, cares very little for the hemospectrum
Aspirations: After almost being culled by not filling his flushed quadrant, he now aspires for a matesprit. Aspires to be similar to his ancestor, The Scribe of Mysterii
Personality: Slightly introverted, has insomnia, can deceive others with illusions
Psychic Power(s): Illusionist (able to cause optical illusions to evade enemies), Psychometry (ability to know past events of an object via touch)
Dreamer Type: Prospit
God Tier Title: Page of Mind
Quirk: lowercase, surrounds emphasized words with periods, speaks in rhyming couplets, sometimes uses emotes involving {} (e.g. {>_< } { 9_9} { n_n } {-u- } ) no punctuation
TT: funny thing you would mention
TT: even if it wasnt my .intention. { o.o}
TT: you .clearly. must be joking { .n. }
TT: if not what could this end up provoking
Jazzhands: Fuck I'm just dead because of how cute he is
Cute emotes and rhyming you've found my weaknesses
Chumhandle / Trolltag: theoreticalThanatologist
Land Name: Land of Rot and Pulse (rot for death, pulse for pulsing neurons, mind)
Ancestor / Guardian: Scribe of Mysterii (servant to blue blood ancestor, used psychic powers to complete deeds, got information for scribe duties in return)
Symbol: ♇ (pluto, god of underworld, related to death)
Quadrants:
Matesprit – Actively seeking
Kismesis – other troll
Moirail – N/A
Auspistice – Desires
Mediator – N/A
Jazzhands: Auspistices are mediators!
** The (blue blood ancestor) and his kismesis aren't made yet! **
(( Thanks for reviewing my fantroll! Sorry if this is really long :S ))
Jazzhands: Not even that long man, even if it's chill!
Conclusion: 8/10
You're forgetting his hive (as in you didn't describe it or where it was), his age, and since you're making him play Sgrub and gave us his info you need his Consorts though I didn't take off for not having them because that's a pretty small thing.
Also the way you tell his info is a little off, by which I mean you gotta make sure to put the important info first-ish, like his blood color you know.
The fact that you gave him goals and reason for them is awesome though! And added interests other than his blackrom thing. He's on his way to being pretty awesome!
