#winn yaps

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also you’ll never guess what I ordered. hint it starts with t and ends with ravis phelps plush

in my defense HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THIS

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I NEED to stop having Sally face fanfic ideas oh my god I keep coming up with new ones I HAVE SO MANY ALREADY!! CAN I FINISH ONE FIC PLEASE!!!

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I want to divorce you as a 100% romance free platonic bonding activity

IM CACKLING I genuinely thought my platonic husband sent this BUT THEY DIDNT. DO I GIVE OFF A DIVORVEABLE AURA?? DO I HAVE THE VIBES OF SOMEONE WHO WOULD BE NICE TO DIVORCE???

anyways. I’m flattered lowkey as someone who’s half divorced my husband like five times it’s VERY fun shoutout divorce

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one of my headmates asked if Sal's name is short for Saliva sobs also guess who

HAHAHAHAHHA honestly he would totally find that hilarious as fuck

uhhhhhmmm the word system makes me think someone from herb garden sys? perchance? mayhaps? if not I am sorry please don’t kill me with hammers

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mildly embarrassed by the fact this made me CRY laughing while reading the Sally Face book last night but it’s also really funny so im showing you guys 🙂‍↕️

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I need an actual travis plush so bad I need to be able to hold him physically why did I arrive to this fandom so late awwwaaauggghhhh

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THIS BOOK IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER OWNED

MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOY MY BOYYYYYYYYYY UGHHHDHFHEHDHHF IM GONNA SCREAMMMMMMMM

[edit: added the sped up audio back in because it’s actually really funny. translation in the tags if you were curious]

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I TAKE BACK EVERY BAD FEELING IVE EVER HAD GUYS!!! LIFE IS AWESOME!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!