#wonderbread guy

[sirartwork]

I regret to inform you all that as of this commission I have officially "Made It."

Merry Christmas, Murrlogic

[titleknown]

Hot Take: The way the Wonderbread Guy views environmental devastation as a sign of economic and material prosperity is just the position of the median Republican voter, the only difference is the fact that he overtly eroticized it.

Overtly.

[s1udgebeast]

commisiom of wolfwood buying wonder bread at the store

[sistersorrow]

Good news: Knights of Guinevere is Wonderbread Guy Approved!

Also apparently he stopped commissioning Wonderbread art cause he realised he can generate all the fetish content he wants using AI

[bytebitson]

[splatoonpolls]

Part 3 of those polls You have a Time Machine, you can only do one thing. (Wi-Fi and electricity does work with your said action. But only the said action) Yes, these are for pure chaos

Spoil the ending of Romeo and Juliet during the first premier using bald men

Show Robespierre Le Mis

Showcase sigma male memes to Aristotle

Give a 3x fire noodle Samyang package to any Nordic ruler of your choice

Show Nikola Tesla an air fryer

Cut down all apple trees in newton’s vicinity from birth til death

Showcase the wonderbread image to the person who created sliced bread

Show Jane Austen booktok

Give napoleon a copy of Civilization 6

Bring with you a uno reverse card at the first ever chess game

swap the rabbits in Australia for European badgers

Show Mozart triple Baka

Voting ended onJun 19, 2024

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[encyclopedia-clitannica]

haha funny wonderbread thing GET FUCKED STANLEY

[prollymad]

Us Burns fans are not above Onceler fans. We're like the same breed. We evolved from a similar common ancestor, also the Wonderbread guy with his deforestation kink stems from that same evolutionary line. Idk what our common primitive form was, but like we all came from the same thing.