So, I was working for a company I cannot talk about because of NDA.
For that reason, I will not name any specific company and ✨️for legal reasons uwu✨️ this story is purely fictional. ✨️For legal reasons uwu✨️ the events I am about to describe did not happen and only a fool would believe them. ✨️For legal reasons uwu.✨️
Anyway one of our sites shut down because we spent a whole week cleaning for one of our clients coming to do an inspection. The client walked in to see our freshly swept and polished floors, our acetone polished windows, a fresh layer of paint on all the walls. All our tools nice and organised, and the clients inspector said "What the fuck, why is it so clean? Do you people do any fucking work here?" And the contract was cancelled.
By the way I told them this would happen.
So they "temporarily, for a few months" ship me off to a new work site. They fired anyone that wasn't salaried. But I got shipped off to a worksite 2 hours away. I was pissed. More than that the supervisor there decides "Oh new workers. Great. They can do everything while my team stares at them like the kids in Village of the Damned."
So, this goes on a few days and then we run out of gloves. The supervisor wants me to work without gloves while handling sharp objects and chemicals. I tell him I'm not going to do that and if he asks me to do it again I want two copies of the order in writing, one copy for evidence when WorkSafe (Australian OSHA) gets involved and one copy for toilet paper. And I still won't do it.
He tells me that I'm doing it and if I don't like it I can leave and never come back. So I said "You don't realise how you just fucked yourself, do you?" He says "Are you stupid?" And I just walk away laughing.
See here's the problem. In my time working at this company I had not received a single written warning, had not taken a sick day, and was full time and salaried. There is no worker harder to fire.
So I knew one of two things was gonna happen. Either he'd have to explain why he fired an employee with a spotless record, or he was smart enough to figure out he couldn't fire me and I would just collect my salary and do nothing.
And collect a free salary I did. For a month.
I got a call today, it was a higher up in the company asking "Where the fuck are you?" I explained that supervisor fired me a month ago.
He sounded pissed but I'm fine, I already have another job.
To be a fly on the wall in the meeting tomorrow, will update.