#wouldn't it.

[blans]

if both vacherot and rinderknech lose tomorrow, then it's because the tennis gods didn't want them to have to play against each other at an atp 1000 final, the winning of which would be the biggest achievement of both their careers.

if both vacherot and rinderknech win tomorrow, then it's because the tennis gods specifically wanted them to have to play against each other at an atp 1000 final, the winning of which would be the biggest achievement of both their careers. but it can only be one of them

[raxiiss]

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[captainnaustralia]

So I had to tell my parents that I'm watching Queer as Folk so that when they walk into my room they don't think I'm watching gay porn,

And they've watched it.

Together.

My mother was like "Oh I watched that, not for me." 

And then my dad was like "What show is this?"

Mum: "Queer as Folk."

Dad: "Oh that was the show about guys doing headjobs and graphic up the ass stuff..." 

Me: "WHAT"

Dad: "Yeah you shouldn't watch that, it's practically porn." 

Mum: "She doesn't care."

Me: "WHAT DEVILISH ALTERNATE REALITY IS THIS"

Dad: "So, wanna watch True Blood?"

Mum: "I'll set it up." 

Me: "HELP"