My WTTT Headcanons for Pride
(These are mostly just based on vibes)
California: Bisexual (I have no explanation besides flannel vibes)
Texas: I think we can all agree he has some repressed attraction to men, but I think it would be funny (i.e. tragic for his poor brain) if he was pansexual. First, I just get those vibes from him and second, he totally doesn’t even know that term exists and just oscillates between almost accepting his attraction to men and being slammed back into comphet whenever he thinks a woman is pretty like some sort of broken metronome. Then when he (hopefully) figures it out Oklahoma keeps asking him if he’s attracted to frying pans.
Florida: Pansexual and besides, I think there was a throwaway line where it was semi confirmed in a table episode??? His favorite flag to eat is probably the AroAce because of the colors.
New York: I’m less sure on this one but he feels like he’s somewhere within gray asexuality with a preference towards men
Gov: I have absolutely no idea, but he’s definitely repressing something
Vermont: Gay and he’s probably married to New Hampshire while running a bed & breakfast
Delaware and Nevada: They both seem nonbinary to me
My trans headcanons go all over the place, but they tend to pop up more in the Northeast States or any state with a more feminine sounding name for angst reasons (ex. Maryland and Virginia)