#wttt headcanons

[cowboy-bonnie]

california🤝alaska

having bear tattoos

[umitheclown]

I think there’s a bit of the unaware rich dumb valley girl in California.

Like obviously it’s not prominent and he tries to keep it to himself.

But he gives expensive gifts to people and when they get damaged he has no problem buying them a replacement.

He thinks the sign is sasa lele but he won’t say it out loud.

It’s more obvious when he’s in beach bum mode, that man thinks the moon is made out of cheese.

Either way he does occasionally slip up and say something stupid.

California: I should go to the sun, I’d get a sick tan

Washington: the sun’s too hot, you wouldn’t survive

California: then I’ll go at night?

Washington: …

Oregon: cal, your stupid is showing.

[chaoticarson16]

WTTT fandom, how we feel about this?

The angst possibilities are endless… Nevada being vibrant and flashy so people will notice him and he won’t be alone. Utah trying to be the perfect Mormon/christian/father/etc… because he fears not being good enough and what will happen if he fails. (I can’t see it too clearly but Maryland and DC have being alone and difficulty escaping but I can’t tell which is which)

[stupidtrainwreck]

Rare and first welcome to the table post, but I just finished writing a caliyork fic and started thinking.

California used to be an actor sometime in the 20s-50s, or it’s pretty agreed upon at least. How many times do you think other states have sat down to watch a movie and California has the lead role so now they have to sit through 1-2 hours of him, but the entire time they’re just fuming over it.

They’re gonna keep watching because he was really good at acting, probably still is, but they are not in the slightest happy about it

Has this been said before? Probably but I need something to do while I ignore my responsibilities

[canadain-goose]

Do you guys think California would be able to ski or snowboard?

Because when you first think about it, it seems like the answer would be no but there ARE lots of places to ski/snowboard in California.

I do feel like he’d be able to skate board and I do know that those skills slightly transfer over to snowboarding, so I’m leaning towards snowboarder (if he can do either at all)

[angiesayshush]

my current favorite rendition of new york my mind had renditioned

i really like the curly hair but imma draw him with a beanie soon (plus make him look older bc imo, the original 13 are old farts)

[yippeeometer]

niche texcali headcanon where they end up both having the exact same taste in old country music and it annoys the absolute shit about of cali whose paying attention to all the liberal ideas behind the lyrics bc texas's brain is making connections like 'country-gun-yay!' and calling it a day. cali insists they have listening parties together so he can teach texas the real meaning behind the songs but tx is only going bc the west floor of the statehouse buys expensive beer and hes sick of the cheap shit in the south. gets to the point theyre neither listening just getting drunk. make out sloppy style 40k words

[hackandcheese]

I've spent so long telling all my hcs to my qpr and girlfriend respectively that the list is soooo extensive but I figured I'd share some with y'all so here we go. random WTTT headcanon post part one of twenty billion /j. it's long and there are a few trigger warnings so I'm putting it under the cut

New York is a closet knitter and he's really good at it but he's too much of a hater to give people the stuff he makes except for really special occasions

more on that the only person who knows he knits is Rhode Island whom he told one single time in a "hula-hooping incident" type reveal

Florida is an exotic animals guy. ik we all love him having his gators and such but I'm telling you mans is on Tiger King levels of animal ownership. tigers, lions, ligers, bears, monkeys, birds, whatever. is it illegal? yes. are they his sweet babies that live in his house and sleep in his bed with him and get all of his love and attention? also yes

he also has a doorless topless windowless jeep in the gators colors

he also! is a hemophiliac bc of Spain. as are most of the personifications related to the European powers. this is because, historically, personifications were seen as mystical and/or divine powers that were integral within monarchies and dynasties, which meant, of course, the inbreeding practiced by a lot of European monarchs was also practiced by the personifications in high positions of power, and therefore the hemophilia gene was spread throughout the personification gene pool. thanks, Victoria

Texas is actually a really good father to the like fifty kids he has (it's nine). we all know he's big and loud and aggressive but he knows what having a shitty father feels like and he's very very careful not to force his kids to know that too, though (because he represses a LOT) he's still adamant that there wasn't necessarily anything wrong with the way he was raised, he just chooses to raise his own kids differently

and that, coupled with everything about him, is why Florida is #1 on the "Do Not Let Babysit" list

CDC is Georgia's son

Georgia also is a licensed medical professional who graduated from Morehouse in Atlanta, but he's just an eepy guy so he really doesn't do anything with it

he was also a drum major the several times that he went to college and he still could do that but, again, he's just an eepy guy let him sleep

fat bear Alaska fat bear Alaska fat bear Alaska. both the animal and the big hairy queer man

more on that, most if not all states have traits of prominent inhuman features of the state, which can be really cool (mothman for West Virginia manifesting in big moth wings, Jersey devil for New Jersey giving him horns wings and a tail, etc.), kind of innocuous (sharks for Florida giving him really sharp teeth, the gold mines in California giving him golden eyes, etc.), or pretty funny (herding dog Texas cannot STAND when he moves someone into one spot and they don't stay there, and he love love loves when everybody is all in one room even though that results in several fist fights. rat New York can squeeze into teeny tiny little spaces he should not reasonably be able to squeeze into)

New York and Texas have regularly scheduled times where they go and beat the shit out of each other then go home and lick each others' wounds (metaphorically, though I wouldn't put it past them to do it literally). it's enrichment for them and also a mating ritual and also a display of dominance and also whatever the hell else they say on Animal Planet

Texas HATES horror he hates it so much but his evil boyfriends love it and they make him watch scary stuff with them

a lot of states really like crime shows like Criminal Minds, but any episodes relating to terrorist attacks/cells, such as the anthrax episode of CM, are completely avoided by anyone, whether they like the shows or not, because there's not a single state in the union that doesn't get PTSD-related flashbacks from them. obviously states like New York Pennsylvania and Oklahoma that have experienced really big attacks are affected more but even states that haven't been hit know what that amount of fear from their people feels like and they can't even look at fictional pieces of that without remembering

less depressingly and unrelatedly, Texas has the most beautiful gorgeous head of curls that takes a hundred types of product to maintain and care for, while New York uses thirteen-in-one shampoo, conditioner, body wash, peanut butter, gatorade, whatever

he also brushes his teeth in the shower