he's been a vampire for over 700 years but he still remembered to put in LIGHTS SO GUILLERMO CAN SEE? he misspells basic words but 'guillermo' is always perfect? i'm pounding the floor sobbing he really loves him
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he's been a vampire for over 700 years but he still remembered to put in LIGHTS SO GUILLERMO CAN SEE? he misspells basic words but 'guillermo' is always perfect? i'm pounding the floor sobbing he really loves him
"What We Do In The Shadows is about a comedy about the human spirit and what it means to have humanity, relationships with other people, and the overwhelmingly resilience to endure no matter the odds, circumstances, or time passed by" . Wrong. It's about how many times Colin Robinson can be a child of divorce.
We’re all a big family here 🖤
girl what kind of interview with the vampire is this
HELLO??? ALTERNATE ENDINGS?? DID PEOPLE KNOW THIS??
Edit: there is a like 3 minute scene over halfway through that there are 3 different variations of. They are not canon events and these scenes do not effect the overarching story (or lack thereof lbfr)
clinically depressed nandor wanting to be human again and and the writers gave him a second djinn lamp with two unused wishes and it was never mentioned again. i hate tv
I can't do this (in Minecraft)
Okay but Jordan really highlights all the things Nandor NEVER was. He was never intentionally cruel. He was never using affection as a manipulation. He was never calculating in the things he did or didn't do for Guillermo. If anything, he held himself back from being as affectionate as he wanted.
The glitter portrait wasn't some cheap shitty little gift to appease Guillermo. It was an entire portrait Nandor made of fucking glitter by hand, of the two of them together forever. Jordan put a shitty print in a cheap frame and Guillermo definitely felt the parallel, but it is NOT the same and I hope he knows that.
Nandor was disgusted with Jordan's disdain and contempt because he never felt those things toward Guillermo. And when Guillermo called him out on his thoughtlessness, Nandor would apologize and/or try to make it right! And Nandor didn't wait so long to turn Guillermo just to keep him strung along. He waited because he was genuinely afraid Guillermo wouldn't thrive as a vampire.
Jordan literally highlights every way in which Nandor has ALWAYS cared for Guillermo far more than Guillermo knew or Nandor wanted to let on. I love these writers so fucking much.