#x dracula

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❝ Humans have...interesting celebrations. ❞

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❝ Ah, it is fast approaching. ❞ the former Voivode hummed, gently stirring his glass to appreciate the delicate scent of its contents. The All Hallows’ evening always had a very special significance to those who practice the crafts and the Dark Lord was no exception. There were a few rites that could only be performed in such time, most of them carried only by those who follow the Scholomance’s aesthetics. Still, there was plenty of time for preparations and a few he could chose from.

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❝ I must assure you: Mrs Harker didn’t pick my fancy. Why must adaptations insist that I had fallen in love with her? Whilst I find most humorous the misconceptions, sometimes they grow tiresome. ❞

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@maledicti-oculi​ ❝ It’s creepy. I feel like Dracula could pop out of the shadows at any moment. ❞ (have fun with this, pick the muse xD) from Ana.

√Lᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ -　Lᴀsᴛ Aɴsᴡᴇʀ Sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ Sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs

Their silent footsteps still reverberated through the empty atrium of the dilapidated western-style mansion, the wooden floorboards cracking underneath them as if complaining about their very presence. Tattered curtains billowed, like lazy ghosts fluttering in the breeze allowing only some minimal light permeate the room through the dusty-covered windows, or what remains of them. Sculptured reedings watched over them like silent stalkers and the tall dome loomed over, maws ready to close and devour the two Servants. The young gorgon’s quiet voice broke the silence, voicing her thoughts to her taller companion. Cocking his brow, the Voivode cleared his throat.

❝ It amuses me to see that even someone like you isn’t immune to modern day popular culture. ❞ Dracula commented. Was that her attempt at humor? ❝ Perhaps we should have invited Lobo, Miss Frankenstein and one of the Pharaohs to have ourselves a monster mash. ❞ he declared in good mood, basking in it – unlike Vlad III, the vampire took pride of his reputation. ❝ Still, I wouldn’t be so rude to have my stemmed guests waiting for me. Perhaps we should go greet our uneducated host, shall we young lady? ❞

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@tricksheart​ He's clearly upset and crying a little before Akira barges into the castle. 'Dad, people are being mean and calling me a Tsundere. :('. ( to Dadcula ).

The lord of darkness lowers his book, cocking a brow watching the boy venturing into the room, the steps echoing throughout the room dimly lit by candlelight and a fireplace. Pale features watched Akira, stroking his beard listening attentively to the woes. ❝ A tsundere, you say? Fascinating, I believe it is my first experience witnessing a male tsundere. ❞ there was both gravity and interest in his tone, soon replaced by a modicum of concern.

 ❝ Does it bother you? Listen, humans are ignorant, a little better than mindless cattle. So what you are a tsundere? Are they being mean? Embrace it, my son! If they call you a tsundere be the greatest one they have ever witnessed! Have they experience the brimming outwardly violent personality and be the most passionate romantic that take your partners off their feet! ❞

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❝ Son, I hear a lot of this insta of grams and tik taks and whatnot yet I fail to understand the allure of spending the day in these...what you call? Voice chats? And why does these influencers spend so much in insignificant baubles and making their buttocks so large? And what is this...Forthnite?❞

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@demondetect​ ✏️ ( for Dracula maybe? ).

Sᴇɴᴅ ɪɴ ✏️ ᴀɴᴅ I’ʟʟ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜɪs (ɪᴍᴘʀᴏᴠᴇᴅ) ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ᴏ̨ᴜᴏᴛᴇ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ ғᴇᴀᴛᴜʀɪɴɢ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴜsᴇs!

Katsuya: Good morning! Dracula: Is it? Is it really?

Dracula: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder. Dracula: *glares at Katsuya* Katsuya: Well, sorry I have morals!

Dracula: Something’s off. Katsuya: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. Dracula: No, but that’s funny.

Katsuya: You know, Dracula, when you generalize, you tell general... lies. Dracula: ... Dracula: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.

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@tricksheart​ ✏️ ( for either Shiro ( for Akira's fate verse ) or Dracula ).

Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ! Send in ✏️ and I’ll use this (improved) incorrect quote generator featuring both our muses!

Shirou: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Arsene: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

Dracula : Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump. Akira: *points at a picture* That one is the dump. Dracula : tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!