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Even knowing exactly when Mr. X pops up in the RE2 remake A scenario doesn’t help me not freak out.

He’s not that spooky, but he still gets the heart pumping

#resident evil #resident evil 2 #re2 remake #mr x resident evil #ya bastard

Every day I wake up and ask if Star Wars could be happy for once and every day Star Wars just fucking laughs at me

#someone needs to take my tablet away I need sleep #Star Wars #anakin skywalker #Darth Vader #yeah i’m looking at you #ya bastard #why must you make everything so tragic #Ahsoka tango #I mean tano #you deserved better #obi wan kenobi #Anakin killed him ))):#about once a week I remember that fact and cry #delete later maybe

@foxmancer is the worst sort of degenerate.

#totally walked into that one.#ya bastard

Aziraphale: can i tempt-

Crowley, obviously flustered: Y E S

#azicrow #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #ineffable husbands #good omens #gomens #crowley #aziraphale #you can tempt him into anything angel #ya bastard

Harvey: I had a great parsnip from Pierre’s, said he grew it himself. You mi-

Me:

#i literally ran all the way home #grabbed a fanatastic homegrown parsnip (planted on MY farm)#and then ran back to the museum where i bumped into harvey #and was just like #+______+#TAKE MY PARSNIP AND NEVER ASSOCIATE THEM WITH PIERRE AGAIN #harveys just like 😅um ok thank u #it looks lovely???#me: youre damn right it does #i am very proud of my farm and its bounties #mother nature provides and i am thankful #but damn is it a chore to water my crops #better give me mfing credit pierre #ya bastard #ramblings #stardew valley

WHY CANT I JUUUUMP. I have literally left my Switch in sleep mode just so I can try and stay on the island. So that when I have a chance to play I can try to figure out what’s going on. But I have no idea.

I have no idea what the malfunction is. I’m about to cry. I know it’s just a game but this is so frustrating.

*heavy sigh* ah well

#i just dont know #I think im about to just go home #this was more of a rant than anything #guess it just is what it is #animal crosing new horizons #animal crossing #new horizons #acnh #nintendo switch #ya bastard

Hey, so does anyone here get off on being called a bastard?

I love calling people bastard.

Dm so I can call you a bastard.

#bastard #dm me #oi fkn #cmon #like cmon #ya bastard

"Can you just stop? What did my cerberus ever do to you?" :(

“It tried to kill me.”

#rp #ic #ardyn plz #chainedaccursed #and it tried to kill my king #ya bastard

#ya bastard

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